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balkan mango rage

when an individual hears someone says the quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens is a dogshit and how this individual fails to recognize the clear truth to this statement
How dare you say that about my pookie bear. I am going to unleash my balkan mango rage”
by drakemayelover February 6, 2025
mugGet the balkan mango ragemug.

Balkan Flicker Clopping

"Balkan Flicker Clopping" Is the act of covering ones penis in balkan food grease as a lube like substance then flicking ones tip at light speeds while watching my little pony porn and masterbating at high speeds and aggression.
Hey Jake wanna try Balkan Flicker Clopping? It's a great way to relive stress.
by YN2 May 3, 2025
mugGet the Balkan Flicker Cloppingmug.

Balkan Goodbye

When you are trying to leave the party and after announcing your departure, the group is trying to convince you to stay. Followed by individuals that didn’t participate in the group discussion, asking you why are you going and also convincing you to stay. Often offering another drink. Life updates and last minute questions frequently used as a last resort holdup tactic. Expected average is 7-15 debates per event.
You messaged me that you will be home at 1:30 AM, and it’s 4 AM now. What happened? I had a proper balkan goodbye.
by Ulamk February 18, 2022
mugGet the Balkan Goodbyemug.

Balkans

If your from the balkans u get to much pussy

And nothing scares you. You scars them
If your from the balkans u get to much pussy

And nothing scares you. You scars them
by Albizk24 May 28, 2022
mugGet the Balkansmug.

balkan

a mf from a balkan country
W*stoid: Hi balkan!
Sigma balkan: Stfu w*stoid
by ass ault March 17, 2024
mugGet the balkanmug.

Balkan racism mode

When a man from the Balkans goes full racism mode on a person of colour for a reason that can vary from mild argument to losing a match in Roblox football. What usually proceeds is the man experiencing the syndrome called Lithuanian Ball Cancer, which usually cause the man to die within 72 hours
Youseff: Damn bro, Jeremiah went full Balkan racism mode!

Jeremiah: (Racist with Lithuanian ball cancer symptoms)
by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022
mugGet the Balkan racism modemug.

Balkan Affair

The stitching between flaps of rubber on a jumpy or inflatable rubber object
As I fell of the jumpy, I sliced open my nuts on the Balkan Affair. fuck
by malmö January 26, 2010
mugGet the Balkan Affairmug.

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