bald headed cunt (BHC)

young adult, male, succumbing to prematurely shaven temple. a futile attempt to preserve dignity, masking the inevitable onset of recession.

associate of anally retarded behaviour. socially inadaquate.

"check out the bhc, he's full of mince"

by chun December 3, 2004

Baldhead

A person who generally doesn't care about shit, and commonly refuses to pay for things. It also is a way to identify yourself as confident, bold, and stubborn.

Brad: Bro! You only got 10 minutes to make it across campus!

Marshall: Boy, I got a baldhead, I'll make it there in 5.

Mark: You really drank the last of Tommy's beers? You got a baldhead!

Jeff : mmhmm, I know

by Michael Knight January 21, 2016

bald headed sally

woman who shaved her head bald

Deb got the hair clippers and gave herself a bald headed sally

by yamamamon January 7, 2012

bald-headed

A man women think is ugly. Bald is not cool. Especially if it's coming out naturally. Studies have shown that women pick the man who's losing his hair last. Bald men are known for being untrustworthy.

What a pity, he's bald-headed!

by Scbk December 9, 2007

wrestle the bald headed champ

The act of masturbating (male).

I'm horny so I think I'll watch internet porn whilst I "wrestle the bald headed champ".

by Hickeyandy January 9, 2010

baldhead

Obviously someone who doesn't have a lick of hair on his head.

A baldhead asked me out last night but I was busy washing my hair.

by Valinda November 1, 2006

bald headed perverted teacher

a bald headed teacher that stares at girls creepily and checks them out and theres like a 20 year age difference he's also obsessed with being in your personal space when he comes over to your table and his breath stinks sometimes i die when i smell it

girl 1: did you hear about the bald headed perverted teacher was checking that girl out

girl 2: yeah, he's gonna get fired ☺

by a random person that exists October 15, 2019