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Upper Beeding

A rural shit-hole in the South of England, populated almost entirely by pretentious geese, seeking to make a living from eating shit and baby ducklings. Whilst many do comment on many Beedingers' sexual inactivity, it is apparent to anyone who visits there that the female Beedinger is highly promiscuous, and has every erotic fantasy, ranging from autoasphyxiation to bestiality, and back again.

The Beedinger is usually in tight with the resident of Steyning in every posible aspect of life, but always fall short of Steyning standards.
Dude 1: Argh, did you see that Upper Beeding girl?
Dude 2: Grr, what a slut!
Dude 1: How many geese do you reckon she keeps in her bedroom?
Dude 2: 10 and a half.
Dude 1: What's the half for?
Dude 2: She uses it when she get sexually bored.
Dude 1: FUN.
by JimmyJimJimJimJim May 11, 2012
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creative bleeding

Like creative periods or creative menstrual cycle where an artist is unable to produce any creative off-springs.
I think my creative bleeding is over for now and yes, I am back with bang!
by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013
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bleeding-heart libertarian

Someone who claims to be a libertarian but believes that all manner of silly left-wing statist beliefs are an integral part of libertarianism.
Some bleeding-heart libertarian told me that "slut shaming" was the equivalent of going on a killing spree in a shopping mall and that I needed to "check my privilege."
by lawlster May 17, 2014
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Bleeding Llama Dance Party

Say it into a mirrior and it summons the spirit of an ancient japanese wolf demon. Created by Mr. Amazingphil and Mr. dnaisnotonfire.
Bleeding Llama Dance Party. Bleeding Llama Dance Party. Bleeding Llama Dance Party. AHHHH! Ged dan!....
by FlyingPhilFan November 1, 2010
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Bleeding Anus

When your anal cavity has sprung a leak and blood seefs out of it.
by jake June 10, 2004
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bleeding vagina

refers to those who constantly bitch and moan about every single thing that is wrong with their life. Originally only associated with women, but has recently been used to describe an emo male, as well.
Gary: You only talk to me, when you need me. If there isn't gossip, or boy problems, I don't exist.
Thien: Oh shut up, Gary, you're such a bleeding vagina.
by tinnican February 11, 2006
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Breeding party

When a white girl gets banged by a group guys raw and they all nit in her so she doesn't know who the father is.
Did you hear Britney had a breeding party last night?
No man, that's disgusting.
by Mother322222 February 22, 2017
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