Avoidant

Gemini chic that will finna play you like a vinyl record

- You know who is really avoidant?
- Samantha.

by anon2754 March 20, 2023

avoidance

Jazmein "dimples" B3dollar

Jazmein is the definition of avoidance.

by Goofy009 January 13, 2023

Avoidance-wars

Avoidance-wars (noun): The phenomenon occurring when two or more individuals engage in a mutual attempt to evade eye contact while traversing shared spaces, resulting in a situation akin to a standoff where neither party successfully averts the gaze, leading to a temporary stalemate in their paths.

Those two drivers are haveing Avoidance-wars neither driver wants to make eye contact while parking

by ObliberTheGreat January 3, 2024

avoided

Forborne, ignored.

Most commonly used in situations where one is being distracted or being concentrated, and the other thinks that guy is avoiding them.
As a verb, it is a abbreviation of the word avoid.

That person is being avoided. Please help them out.

by ImusthavebeenforgottenmynameXD August 31, 2018

pathological avoidance

A politically correct (woke) way to describe a lazy, workshy cunt.

Boss - "Hey Bert since I pay you a rather nice salary can you help out to move these really light boxes over there?"

Highest payed employee "No Ernie! That's not my job!" Bert then vanishes for the rest of the day hiding in dark corners waiting to go home early as they "worked" their lunch break.
Another employee rolls their eyes as they say to the boss - "Bert's one of those pathological avoidance persons"

by Bollock tucker September 2, 2022

Organizing Avoider

One who uses organizational tasks as an excuse for not hanging out with in-laws and friends.

Is your wife coming to the beach for Labor Day? No. She just came back from container store, so she’ll be working on arranging and sorting every item in our house this weekend. She’s an organizing avoider.

by Aceholes Live! September 2, 2022

National Avoid Herbert Day

April 26 just whatever you do avoid Herbert

Thank god todays national avoid Herbert day, we no longer have to listen to his bullshit

by This Name Is Not Available April 26, 2022