Jonne Aaron

Fronts the Finnish band Negative.
Angelic, beautiful...he will crush your soul.

Any man who used to work in a Kindergarten by day and perform with his band at night deserves fame! Jonne Aaron = an amazing human being.

by Negativity April 15, 2006

amaros

In contemporary circles, a term that has displaced “testicles” in definition, and one allegedly named for Philadelphia Phillies general manager, Ruben Amaro, with his unwavering ability to pull off repeated, bold trade maneuvers.

amaros: noun \a-mar- ōs\ (1) instruments of a higher mammal species with purposeful reproducibility usually within its enclosing structures. See: testis, balls (slang), wheels (British cockney). (2) extreme fortitude or gutsiness; aggressive, alpha.

—amarocular adj.

First known usage: 21st century. From Spanish: Amaro

See also: camaro- a car with balls.

‎All he does is pass, pass, pass! Would it kill him to run the ball and control the clock? I swear, Andy Reid's amaros have yet to descend!

‎Man, being a Philadelphia Eagles fan is a lot like getting blue amaros from an ugly chick down the shore—they get you close, but just can finish you off. And what do you have left? Sore amaros and your friends making fun of you.

by Descartes B. Forthehorse July 31, 2011

Aaron Hernandez

To murder three people and then hang yourself from a window with bedsheets.

Guy 1: Dude how did your game go.
Guy2: I'm gonna go home and Aaron Hernandez

by Alicforhigs April 19, 2017

aaron taylor johnson

(n.) the hottest man ever
(adj.) used to describe someone who needs to divorce their wife

1. Have you seen Avengers 2? Aaron Taylor Johnson made me cream my pants!

2. I don't know about your partner man I think you're an Aaron Taylor Johnson.

by 1980PSION May 6, 2021

The Aaron effect

An effect caused by the molecular patterns in the brain, which constructs when laughter is heard. The laughter is refracted causing the sufferer to mirror the laughter in a much louder tone and is trapped in a continuous loop.

Scientists Professor Keating and Doctor Beattie have researched humor and laughter in the Aaron effect and identified its benefits. They have presented findings claiming that the laughter opens the linings of the blood vessels in the heart after evaluating patients who watched comedies compared to patients who watched dramatic movies. This can aid in reducing high blood pressure and the number of heart attacks experienced by people.

It is primarily a social vocalization that is not a learned group reaction but an instinctive behavior programmed by our genes.

Aaron was trapped in a voice recording of laughter. "Dam The Aaron effect" he said.

by LOL doctor November 17, 2012

Alvaro

Alvaro

Do you know who Alvaro is?

I’m Alvaro.

by Kasai_Mixtape May 16, 2018

Alvaro

Alvaro is the example of a real gentleman. He is the boyfriend every girl lays awake at night dreaming about. Handsome, romantic, loyal. His smile radiates across a room, and his touch creates electricity wherever it goes. He can capture any girl in just one smile. His eyes are brown and his mouth is as big a lion's . He speaks with intelligence and is funny at the same time. He understands and empathizes other's emotions and ideas, and takes them all to heart and mind. At night, however, he turns into Mr Hyde, and will trap you with his charm. If you have a sister, be aware, he will undoubtely go for her. Troll's blood runs in him, so be ready to be pranked, but also to have a good laugh. He's definitely a friend to keep

Watch out, Alvaro is coming, hide your sisters

by West CrackClub March 7, 2021