sugar auntie

A sugar mama you don't have to have sex with.

I'll drop my sugar auntie off right after dinner tonight.

by agentxww October 23, 2017

Ants at a picnic

Used to describe someone who is bothersome, reluctant, and/or pessemistic.

as seen on family guy

Brian: You know just because you guys sung for some drunkards at a karaoke bar, doesn't mean you have talent.
Peter: Oh whatever Brian, you're just ants at a picnic.
Brian: I'm what? I'm ants at a picnic?
Peter: Uh-huh.
Brian: Yeah, ok... just wanted to make sure I heard that right.

by David K July 30, 2008

Crazy Aunt Syndrome

The consistency of successful people to have at least one crazy relative. They inherit enough of the crazy genes to be different and unique, but not enough to be actually insane.

Steve Jobs definitely has crazy aunt syndrome.

by wordbord July 21, 2011

aunt viv

To be replaced without warning.

The actress who played 'aunt viv' in the fresh prince of bel-air was replaced between episodes.

'i caught my wife in bed with another man.. can't believe the bitch aunt viv'd me'

'is that a new phone?'
'yeah mate, i aunt viv'd the other one'

by Jrokalypse July 19, 2009

aunt poon

your hot aunt whose can you are always dreaming of tapping

young nephew dude: damn dad's sister is totally aunt poon

cousin dude: no shit i busted wood twice at the dinner table

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 7, 2009

Aunt Flow

when a girl is on her period (code word)

sallie: Aunt flow came to visit today
sue : ugh she's coming next week for me
joe: WHO TF IS AUNT FLOW

by LoloMarie023 June 25, 2017

if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle

Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."

If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

by Adam7172 September 17, 2016