Atmoshphere

The feeling you get when you're in a pumped crowd when a great band is playing. Can also be the premonition of a good show.

"Dude, the atmoshphere at this Four Year Strong show is intense!"

by ProMapex February 27, 2010

atmospheric black metal

humanity's greatest musical achievement and the best music genre ever and if you disagree you're retarded

A: i fucking hate atmospheric black metal
B: *shoves a spear up A's ass*

by allahfucker September 12, 2022

Appmosphere

Describing an app launched across platforms.

A new app was just released into the appmosphere, check it out.

by PJ of New York October 18, 2012

assmosphere

the aroma left in the room by someone that has cleared is colon area of excess air.fart

The elevator was crowded, and more people got in, regardless of the assmosphere left by an unidentified rider.

by english prof. April 20, 2004

Atmospheric Dynamics

A really difficult series of undergraduate and an almost impossible series of graduate Meteorology courses where you are forced, against your will, to derive a lot of pointless shit. Avoid at all costs.

Syn: Succubus, Marriage, Graduate School, and any other thing that leaves the victim completely devoid of a life.

"Hey Ted, wanna hit the bars?

No I can't, I have Atmospheric Dynamics homework to do.

Didn't you do it last night?

Are you kidding me, that shit takes up about 4 hours of my night... EVERY NIGHT!

Sucks to be you Ted!"

by ihatedynamics April 1, 2011

atmospheric impedance

Condescending geek speak for suggesting that your power cord is unplugged. Used to make people with social lives to feel as though they've been bested by a being whose diet consists primarily of Cheetos and Mountain Dew.

User: My computer won't turn on.

IT Guy: Perhaps it's a PEBKAC error, or your AC cable may be experiencing atmospheric impedance.

User: Atmos...? Ooooh! Heh, very clever. I'll have to share that one with my hot girlfriend.

IT Guy: I'm so lonely.

by phishtails April 29, 2010

Atmospheric absorption theory

There are a bunch of disembodied dicks and assholes floating in the sky and they are fucking so fast that the air around it absorbs the energy, forming the image of a cloud. Except all the assholes are yours.

Look at that cloud!
Yeah, I know about atmospheric absorption theory.

by Leenoy October 24, 2018