assjerk

jerk1 ( P ) Pronunciation (ass-jûrk)
v. assjerked, assjerk·ing, assjerks
v. tr.

1. The fast and furious movement of the bowles.
2. The conjoining of asshole and jerk indicating very poor behavior.
3. I was driving along the road when I got assjerked but some crap driver.
4. Those guys are such a group of assjerks.

"That lame PKer is such an assjerk!"

by Dacarlo September 2, 2005

Asner

Acute Sponteneous Nasal ERuption. Laughing something out your nose.

Dave cracked a joke that made Shelly asner her green tea!

by Papa McCain July 29, 2009

assercise

Exercise geared towards women with no ass, to increase the size, or one with an out-of-shape ass, to tighten it up.

Her ass is drooping bigtime; she needs some assercise.

My ass is totally flat, but look at her! Could I get an ass like that if I did some assercise?

He is so bony. Dude could use some assercise.

by BlueNinja November 19, 2007

bitch-assery

1. A person, place, thing, event, circumstance or situation that has elevated the act of being a bitch-ass to that of high art.

2. A person, place, thing, event, circumstance or situation that is so extreme in it's unfortunateness as to warrant a designation of being bitch-assed to the utmost degree.

"Windows 98 programming is nothing but bitch-assery it crashes so often!"

by El-Keter July 24, 2002

assertive

Someone who makes the initiative to take action

In order to be assertive you have to be motivated

by Gerard Irick November 12, 2010

assjerct

noun. someone who is a combination of an asshole, a jerk and a (social) reject.

Ali was a rude, had no sense of respect, and nobody liked him.

So to recap, Ali was a combination of an asshole, a jerk and a reject. Clearly, he was an assjerct.

by skatingjenny January 17, 2011

bad assery

The act of perpetuating/partaking in bad-ass behavior.

Zell Miller has redefined bad assery.

by Mister Man the Guy September 23, 2004