assmason

One who specializes in assmasonry.

see: asshat, dipshit, moron, idiot, etc.

"God dammit, Chris is such a fucking assmason."

"I don't wanna hear it, assmason."

by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 12, 2004

Assmeats

The two chunks of flesh that shit tumble out of.

I hope to slide my tubesteak in between her assmeats.

by John Thomas1928 April 8, 2010

assmongrels

One who clings to the buttocks of another; Derogatory term for an unsavory person who is quite fond of the anus.

Those old coots were just a bunch of assmongrels.
He's an assmongrol

by the poopsmith July 9, 2003

assministrator

One who ministers asses.

Joey: "Hey man, look at those fine asses!"
Bob: "gheh nice..."
Joey: "OMG and THOSE asses, wow nice! Still... the ones over there are quite poor."
Bob: "You are a true assministrator."

by stevegek2 November 4, 2009

Assmuncher

A boy/girl that ruins the fun of the others, to be a killjoy or to simply be annoying

"Yo, stop being an assmuncher and enjoy the party."

by Wildboyo March 22, 2021

assma

Beautiful postive young lady with a headed target.Sarcasm makes her ASSMA she's lovely loves partying and apoligizes a lot even though she doesn't mean it

sarcasm Assma?
comedian Assma?

by Gnoshi November 18, 2013

assman

A man whose favorite part of the female anatomy (i.e. to look at/stick his penis in) is the butt.

Also spelled "ass-man."

And that was when I realized: I'm an assman!

by yeyYAY June 16, 2006