asspacker

Homosexual male. Some synonyms are gaylord, fudgepacker, bum pirate, ... basically a super gay dude who has anal sex with another cakeboy.

Jeff, you are such an old 'effin asspacker.

Barry, why are you and Jeff such flaming asspackers? Stop having man on man sex together everyday!

by FraserFras May 20, 2005

asspucker

Spastic contractions of your sphincter muscle after taking a not so satisying shit. Also common after fits of Cryarrhea

Tim's shit was cut short by the doorbell giving him about 5 minutes of uncomfortable asspucker.

by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

ass licker

brown noser

ted was promoted because hes an ass licker!!

by 8===D(_O_) April 28, 2003

ass licker

Somebody who behaves like an idiot; a pervert.

That guy is such an ass licker!

by Pang Mu April 8, 2003

Asslick

Someone who is being stupid or annoying, another term for Asshole or bitch, created by the ever so famous j.kasper.

You fucking asslick! you just ruined my shirt.
Don't be an asslick, martin.

by j..kasper December 11, 2011

ass licker blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh..the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

by ugfest December 11, 2008

Chocolate ass licker

A person who enjoys scraping the rim someone else's booty with their tongue. Ideally to be done after this person has taken a huge shit, to give more chocolate goodness.

"I see that dirty chocolate mess in your teeth. Damn girl your one hell of a chocolate ass licker"

by MdotSdot February 4, 2009