assraping

1. The penetration of an unsolicited dick in your ass.

2. An extremely difficult test that requires copious amounts of lubrication to survive.

"Bubba assraped me in the showers yesterday. It was traumatic."

"I hope you lubricated for that Chem test because it's a complete and brutal assraping."

by Turtlittle September 27, 2013

New Years Asscraker

On New Years eve, when it is 1 second away from the New Year, one lets out an Asscraker, which is a fart that is in sync with the firecrakers outside

Tim: Its almost 2010!
Jarry: Yah, I think I am gonna let off an New Years Asscraker!
Tim: Nice I'll think I'll do the same.

by firecraker098 December 30, 2009

assclap

use of the butt cheeks to make a clapping sound. The sound of buttocks slapping together.

When the home team scored the crowd was assclapping.

The girl working the pole really knows how to assclap.

by americanwerewolf September 3, 2009

assrape

to get totally scammed or taken advantage of

Holy shit, it's ten bucks to get into the new Tomb Raider movie? What a total assrape.
Your boss jypped you overtime? Holy assrape.

by d July 27, 2003

asscranker

a person who frequently enjoys the delicately termed "buttsecks" or a word to be used as a general insult

"Joel, you're such a freakin asscranker!" or "Shut up asscranker!"

by Alaina G November 12, 2008

Assgrapes

hemorohoids

my hemmorids are so bad, it looks like someone pasted grapes to my bung hole

by annemarie January 17, 2003

assrapery

The act of forcing anal sex.

The new full-body orange coveralls provide prisoners with a deterent (though not a cure) to assrapery.

by Eroneous Negroneous October 3, 2008