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Asphalt People

A person that resembles the color of asphalt (Black people)
"did you watch Black Panther?"
"no,"
"why not."
"I don't like Asphalt People"
"what's that?"
"black people..."
by CrystalTheCat August 20, 2024
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Hairy Asphalt

Residual fecal matter matted to the hair around the anus.
by Hairyanus August 10, 2015
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asphalt worker

Crazy SOB, I mean you have to be to deal with that hot stuff daily. Will usually have an energy drink and a pack of cigs at all times. May also be found on rain days in your wife’s bed.
It’s 100 degrees out and those crazy asphalt workers are out there playing in 300 degree rocks!
by AsphaltAnimal December 23, 2021
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Asphalting

A practice of military online troop trolls in cyber hybrid warfare whereby grassroots movements are triggered in another country to promote a foreign agenda, destabilize domestic politics, or simply to instill chaos with no particular aim.

Example:

Russia conducted a cyber operation focused on asphalting, i.e., creating hundreds of social media groups and accounts which grew in size with actual profiles following those accounts, and organized protests amid election campaigns in foreign countries to destabalize the political discourse and polarize the population.

This practice has been coined as Asphalting.

Asphalting is the contemporary version of Divide and Conquer.
Russia's asphalting tactics destabilised the US 2016 elections.
by Ivo Vaz November 19, 2023
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Asphalt paving

The act performed by a whore when she shits on your chest and paves your torso in feces by sliding her butt across.
Asphalt Paving
Customer: Ugh.. That was a nasty asphalt you paved on me.
by Tattimus November 12, 2017
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Asphalt 8 Airborne

Asphalt 8 Airborne is less pay to win the Asphalt 9 Legends
by Asphalt 8 Airborne November 26, 2022
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