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georgia asphalt

During sexual intercourse, after a black man gives a woman a creampie, he quickly pulls out and roughly yet passionately presses his now flaccid dick over the girl's forehead, flattening it straight out. The guy's dick sticks down to her forehead like a layer of fresh, hot, asphalt in the Georgia heat.
Yo Jamal, you remember that bitch Juliesa? Saturday night I laid that bitch flat and gave her a Georgia Asphalt.
by whitemoono November 14, 2007
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layin' asphalt

To take an extremely large dump( shit, crap, poop) or whatever you want to call it, particularly one that you are proud of in size or color, and then leave it for an unsuspecting person to find whenever the stall is used again.
"Dude, that was a huge dump you took back there! I can't wait til somebody finds it!"

"I know, I was totally layin' asphalt."
by Marshall Gillikin February 16, 2008
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Hairy Asphalt

Residual fecal matter matted to the hair around the anus.
by Hairyanus August 10, 2015
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Kitchen asphalt

Mama baked us some kitchen asphalt again, Dad.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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shred some asphalt

Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.
by el_diablo_gallo December 21, 2010
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assphalt

when the phallus errantly visits upon the rectal antechamber as it probes for the vagina
For the clumsy cement executive, tennis was a game of foot faults and lovemaking was one of assphalts.
by scholzilla September 4, 2009
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