"did you watch Black Panther?"
"no,"
"why not."
"I don't like Asphalt People"
"what's that?"
"black people..."
"no,"
"why not."
"I don't like Asphalt People"
"what's that?"
"black people..."
by CrystalTheCat August 20, 2024
Get the Asphalt Peoplemug. by Hairyanus August 10, 2015
Get the Hairy Asphaltmug. Crazy SOB, I mean you have to be to deal with that hot stuff daily. Will usually have an energy drink and a pack of cigs at all times. May also be found on rain days in your wife’s bed.
by AsphaltAnimal December 23, 2021
Get the asphalt workermug. 
A practice of military online troop trolls in cyber hybrid warfare whereby grassroots movements are triggered in another country to promote a foreign agenda, destabilize domestic politics, or simply to instill chaos with no particular aim.
Example:
Russia conducted a cyber operation focused on asphalting, i.e., creating hundreds of social media groups and accounts which grew in size with actual profiles following those accounts, and organized protests amid election campaigns in foreign countries to destabalize the political discourse and polarize the population.
This practice has been coined as Asphalting.
Asphalting is the contemporary version of Divide and Conquer.
Example:
Russia conducted a cyber operation focused on asphalting, i.e., creating hundreds of social media groups and accounts which grew in size with actual profiles following those accounts, and organized protests amid election campaigns in foreign countries to destabalize the political discourse and polarize the population.
This practice has been coined as Asphalting.
Asphalting is the contemporary version of Divide and Conquer.
by Ivo Vaz November 19, 2023
Get the Asphaltingmug. The act performed by a whore when she shits on your chest and paves your torso in feces by sliding her butt across.
by Tattimus November 12, 2017
Get the Asphalt pavingmug. by Asphalt 8 Airborne November 26, 2022
Get the Asphalt 8 Airbornemug.