Arsehole

a congregation of PhD holders, gathered with the aim of making themselves feel smart, particularly in a office environment.

That table over there is the arsehole, it's where all the people with PhDs hang out trying to look smart.

by CandyVanMan May 15, 2015

arsehole

derogatory term for someone who is a bit of a bawbag, or wankfuck

look at that fucking arsehole paul lambert, the man can barely speak. what an arsehole.

by archie mccracken August 3, 2003

Cat with a cream flavored arsehole

When you walk in on your son/daughter reading old table tennis magazines.

Father: Crap!
Mother: What happened?
Father: I walked in on Chris reading my old table tennis magazines! He was from grinning ear to ear like a cat with a cream flavored arsehole!
Mother: What the hell does that even mean? Is looking at ping pong even a bad thing?
Father: SHUTUP BITCH!

by manboobs mcniggerpants January 14, 2010

arsehole lucky

extra lucky. such as when one falls into a trough of pigshit and finds a bag of gold coins in there.

"that osama bin geezer must be arsehole lucky not to be caught yet" (as at 18 Dec'03)

by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

Arsehole to breakfast

Basically means "everywhere". Predominantly a New Zealand expression to explain the size of a messy situation.

"We made such a mess last night, there was cream from arsehole to breakfast..." said Bruce getting all highfalutin and rambunctious.

by Jesse the Dolphin Whisperer June 12, 2014

One mans cunt is another mans arsehole

Hating a person that a friend or friends like or don't find to bad. A cunt is the worst type of person.
A arsehole is a person who's not too bad

"I can't believe you're friends with billy, I bloody hate him, but i suppose, one mans cunt is another mans arsehole"

by Anton bevermarsh January 4, 2021

Bastar'n Arsehole

This is a Glaswegian term for a nasty or despicable person using two swear words at the same time with a slight modification of the word 'Bastard' to suit the Glasgow tongue.

Awa ya bastar'n arsehole that ye are and don't boather me again!

by K Mitchell February 5, 2005