Albertan anteater

the sexual act of releasing ants into a partners rectul cavity and then proceeding to attempt to lick and suck them out before they reach your partners colon

last night me and Austin tried the Albertan anteater it hurt like abith and I can feel something moving in my stomach but it was awesome

by deaustin February 18, 2025

Anteater

Used as a derogatory term towards the Chinese race. In the poor sections of China many residents have to eat ants and other insects to survive similar to an Anteater.

Those filthy anteaters keep hogging the ping pong tables.

by Peter_The_Eater November 6, 2023

Anteater

An uncircumcised penis. Actually the actual tip of an uncircumcised dick.

Oh yeah he had an anteater. No way do you have an anteater? sorry all helmet here no anteater.

by Nopenny Nicolas April 23, 2018

Anteater Special

When you make a popular symbol with your hand, from the University of California, Irvine- and insert it either anally or vaginally, and trying to make them cum within' 3 zots.

Person 1: Yeah, our sex life has been pretty rough lately, nothing but Blowie Joeys
Person 2: Oh? Have you tried the Anteater Special? Zot Zot Zot Man!

by PetrTheAnteater October 6, 2022

Anteater Hug

If an anteater looks like they want to hug you, you're already fucked

Person 1: Ha! Look, the anteater is T-Posing!
Person 2: He looks like he wants to give us a big Anteater Hug!
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We are here to mourn the death of Person 2, who sadly passed from being disemboweled by a T-Posing anteater.

by Doddged October 19, 2022

Silky Anteater

Making someone deepthroat a dildo after orgasming on it. Silky Anteater Hanging From Tree if they're tied up at the time.

Dude Sara pegged me and gave me a Silky Anteater last night, it was great!

by SilkyAnteaterFan February 22, 2023

Wise old anteater

A flaccid, uncircumcised penis.

"I accidentally walked in on my room mate in the shower and saw his wise old anteater flop around while he yelled at me to GTFO.

by AccidentalB December 3, 2011