Anteater Hug

If an anteater looks like they want to hug you, you're already fucked

Person 1: Ha! Look, the anteater is T-Posing!
Person 2: He looks like he wants to give us a big Anteater Hug!
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We are here to mourn the death of Person 2, who sadly passed from being disemboweled by a T-Posing anteater.

by Doddged October 19, 2022

anteater

uncircumcised penis that slops; excessive foreskin that slopes and become narrow at the opening ; dick looks like an anteater snout

I see you got the anteater out. Make sure you peel back the anteater and clean inside of there before you I put it in my mouth.

by BCakez March 16, 2022

Anteater

An uncircumcised penis. Actually the actual tip of an uncircumcised dick.

Oh yeah he had an anteater. No way do you have an anteater? sorry all helmet here no anteater.

by Nopenny Nicolas April 23, 2018

Anteater

Used as a derogatory term towards the Chinese race. In the poor sections of China many residents have to eat ants and other insects to survive similar to an Anteater.

Those filthy anteaters keep hogging the ping pong tables.

by Peter_The_Eater November 6, 2023

Silky Anteater

Making someone deepthroat a dildo after orgasming on it. Silky Anteater Hanging From Tree if they're tied up at the time.

Dude Sara pegged me and gave me a Silky Anteater last night, it was great!

by SilkyAnteaterFan February 22, 2023

Spitting Anteater

An ejaculating, uncircumcised penis where the semen appears to shoot from the elongated, tube-shaped snout of an anteater.

Dude, I walked in the door just in time to see his spitting anteater make a mess of the carpet.

by Sister Mary Margaret February 10, 2014

Anteater

The worst animal to ever exist. The antichrist on earth. Fuck anteaters.

I fucking hate anteaters, with there stupid ahh noses and there sticky ahh 60cm long tongues. Like who the fuck needs 60cm of tounge? Greedy fucking anteaters taking all of the tongue for themselves. And they always look so happy, eating there stupid fucking ants, i could go to a 3 michelin star restaurant and still not be as happy as an anteater with its stupid fucking ants. I hope they go extinct real soon, the sight of an anteater makes me fucking sick.

by casual_moth November 27, 2023