Punt

throwing away a girl or breaking up with her (popular word among football players)

Jock 1: you still with Jessica

Jock 2: she's so stiff, Im about ready to punt her away

by Jock059 January 07, 2010

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And... PUNT!

1. The act of getting out of a bad scenario
2. Ending a perfect story.
3. What you say when you're leaving work for the weekend.
4. What you say when someone tries to feed you bullshit.
5. What to say when something cool happens or comes your way.

1. Dude, you're gonna fuck my fatass wife. And... PUNT!
2. So, I jizzed all over that girls face and... PUNT!
3. Beer 30! And... PUNT!
4. The iraq war was a good thing? And... PUNT!
5. Jenna Jameson says she wants to fuck you here and now... And... PUNT!

by Blacksberry September 06, 2007

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Punts is a multi purpose word that can be used as a replacement for any verb or noun when speaking to another who understands the meaning of punts. Punts is a magical word and allows for free speech when in the company of those who can not comprehend punts. Punts can be put in any sentence at any time, without judgment or questioning.

What about punts?
I really want to punt that punt tonight.
I really need her to give me a great punt.
Thats puntin' sweet.
Thats fuckin puntariffic and puntastic all in one !
Punts.

by The Professional Punt October 22, 2007

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punt is your nut sack skin

I don't scratch my punt, I pinch and roll it.

by Bob nel May 09, 2005

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Punte

A female teacher on the Marnix College (The Netherlands) in Ede. She's in her begin 30's and is known for her misspellings and extensive notes. Her profession is Geography.

Ms. Punte said we should learn page 83 until 105 about developing countries, plus the notes.

by Wolf of Darkness August 07, 2003

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