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Flaming Amazon

This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!
The flaming amazon can be quite dangerous if tried underneath the sheets.
by Long Island August 15, 2004
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Amazon Fire

When your in the middle of having sex with a girl, Light her pubic hair on fire, then put it out with your cum.
I gave a Brazilian chick an amazon fire.
by The Amazing Pudges November 18, 2003
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The Amazone

The state of mind you are in when using any online store, in particular amazon, and you buys a lot of things you don't really need.
Last night I bought like 25 albums off amazon, I was totally in The Amazone....
by reluctantDog January 27, 2011
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amazon and chill

The act of having a woman over who makes you buy her shit online then allows you to fuck her while streaming amazon video in the background.
I'd Amazon and chill with that bitch till my dick falls off or I go broke, which ever comes first.
by Mc. Ilhenny March 22, 2017
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amazonesia

Order something from amazon prime, then forget what you ordered within 2 days.
It was so damn important that I have it on my doorstep within 2 days . There's a smiley box on my doorstep right now. It's addressed to me, but hell if I know what's in there. Total amazonesia. I could stand here at the door for five minutes looking at my smiley box and never guess what I bought. I take it inside and berserk the smiley tape open with a ballpoint pen. Oh yeah, it's that 2-pack of toothpaste that looked like a good deal. Throw the smiley box on the pile of smiley boxes, worry about what to do with all the smiley boxes some other day.
by Boxerdog 92109 August 29, 2019
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amazonen66

A vole that is of Gotland origin. He can play games on computer machines and is a good friend.

When you see him you will think its like a scene from The Stanly Parable and the chance of finding this person increases if you visit Mc Donald's in the evening, munching on a tripple cheese with extra cheese.
That vole is simply amazing, how could you ever hurt someone like amazonen66?

He's just a such a sweet guy he must be a sork.

He might not always believe, but Johan deserves the universe.

Amazonen66 is amazing, you are bound to fall in love with Amazonen66
by kentan25 June 12, 2023
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amazonfail

Amazon.com's elimination of gay, lesbian, transgender, bisexual, polyamorous, pagan and other books because they were "adult," while leaving pornography and hetero adult items ranked. When the public became outraged, they practiced evasiveness and obfuscation...and claimed it was a glitch.

Also, #amazonfail, the Twitter channel regarding the event.
amazonfail is degrading to all shoppers; it is censorship and discrimination.
by wishkey April 13, 2009
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