Alfie

A man of huge genitalia

Holy shit! He must be an Alfie

by Derfla Egavas November 9, 2017

Alfie

ALfie is a bit of an asshole at times but a funny guy. He messes around at school and is
Normally the first person in trouble. Alfie's normally have a friend called aaron and them two have a good friendship but if anything happens to a friend he has one response an ass kickin

Alfie is a good friend

by Big dick kisser November 6, 2019

Alfie

The Alfie I know is:

Hilarious,

Sexy ;),

Cuddly,

Friendly,

Easy to talk to,

Smart,

A gentleman,

and the best boyfriend ever :')

I love alfie
Ur lucky to have a friend like alfie

Dont just let him walk away it will be the biggest mistake you have ever made

I love alfie
Ur lucky to have a friend like alfie

Dont just let him walk away it will be the biggest mistake you have ever made

by Shayne loves alfie May 30, 2019

alfi

alfi is the word to describe a desperate houswife.

my wife is alfi today...

by horosee November 19, 2007

ALfie

Alfie is a clapped little boy who will sit in the shower n never pull a girl in his life. He think hes a full in roadman but in fact he’s a big fat pussy, who will do anything in the world for attention. He has no friends bc no on one actually likes him n people just pretend :)

Alfie is the most clapped lad

by ailuj July 21, 2019

Alfie

Alfie is a hench boy with a large dick. But he doesn't exept eye contact till marriage as he is a good Christian Boy. He can play fortnite with one hand and loose but he doesn't care as he is a maverick #logang4life

Female: Woah, is that Alfie in Church
Female 2: Yes, I can tell from his massive bulge and Fortnite shirt

by MrNoogin November 12, 2019

Alfie

Alfie is the only correct way to spell the name. If your name is Roisin and you spell it alphie, you are incorrect. Obviously. This is on the Internet so fact.

Alfie is the dogs name

by Raisin999 February 12, 2021