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Alfie Ritson 

some boy like, an absolute fucking powerhouse.
Who is Alfie Ritson?

Alfie Ritson is a big unit.
Alfie Ritson by B1GN1G June 6, 2019
Related Words
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alfie behaviour 

acting like a man/woman on a mission to seek out a person(s) who is DTF. a person behaving this way will not limit themselves to just one person per instance and therefore is somewhat of a whore - that everybody seems to know in one way or another.
i can't talk right now i'm on some alfie behaviour i'll call you back later. too many fish in the sea.
alfie behaviour by ertleb October 22, 2010
Alfie can be substituted for any guy that is a player thats decent enough to try to push you away. One who tells you, " I'm not good for you", "you should date other guys", "I can only give you short-term happiness", "I can give you what I can, but I can't give you everything".

Based on the character Alfie, in the movie "Alfie". (2004)
Although Steven told me he was an Alfie and wasn't good for me, I still couldn't help falling in love with him.
Alfie by Alfiedoesvegas August 31, 2013
Normally a nice, kind person with a gigantic penis
Wow... i bet he is called Alfie!
Alfie by DefNotAlfie November 27, 2018

Alfie Patten 

Verb
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment

Noun
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten


a. "Shit, that guy totally Alfie Pattened himself with all that heroin he injected into his anus"

b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"

Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"
Alfie Patten by Benanenanenjamin February 18, 2009
Alfie is a peng ting and he is a true fittie. So cute but he loves to bully his girlfriend. He always says he is ugly and a gimp but he is rlly not. If u become close with him he is the best boyfriend ever xxxx
Alfie is such a fittie.
Alfie by Keeping_real May 31, 2019