Albanian Beast

An individual that is fearless when engaging with another sexual person. This "demon" will not stop until he fulfills the desires of his compatriot

A person banging the shit out of the other person is known as Albanian Beast.

by Monsta2cool July 1, 2011

Albanian Hotdog

Where two intimate partners who are scrambled in the brain share excrement by connecting both their butt cheeks together and violently exchange poop

Phil and Jane Decided to do an "Albanian Hotdog" to lighten the mood.

by TheSpankSir October 19, 2014

Albanian Pretzel

Two gay men going ass to ass with a double ended dildo while reaching back to jerk each other’s cocks.

Bro I heard those dudes Albanian Pretzel all the time. I’d love to see that

by MR. Bussy July 13, 2021

Albanian Divot

A seldomly vacated vagina, typically owned by a woman of Albanian background.

The Albanian Divot (vagina) is a dry indented area that needs a good moistening.

Mr. Class: “I’m going to have El over to watch the soccer game today.”

Xbox1: “You gonna go digging in the Albanian Divot then?”

Mr. Class: “We’ll see where the night takes us.”

by MasterGoatEgg April 25, 2022

albanian buttblow

When a fat chick chops off an Albanian mans blow with a box cuter, then sticks it up his ass until his tits get hard.

I saw Yolanda give Johan a monster of an albanian buttblow. Then he died. =(

by Heafty Tony April 15, 2011

Albanian Handshake

The Albanian Handshake is a complicated gesture. It begins when the handshake "giver" anally fists the "receiver." After the anus is loosened up, the "giver" then inserts his penis and uses his hand to masturbate inside the "receiver's" anal cavity.

You don't want to mess with that guy; He'll give you an Albanian Handshake.

by Regnar July 30, 2010

Albanian Shmumper

When an Albanian is engaging in an intense sphincter gaping anal pounding, and as the asshole gapes, such an Albanian immediately turns around and takes a massive shit into the gaping anal region.

Ildi was decimating Aidan's asshole, and before climax, performed a successful Albanian Shmumper, to which Aidan was displeased with as he preferred a Shmoney Shot.

by TEHRAELSPODERMAN December 3, 2016