alcoholic 

1. Someone who drinks heaps or relies on alcohol a lot
2. These people are usually German and have dark hair, and usually males

OMG that BJ is such an alcoholic

alcoholic by [j]enny December 9, 2008

alcoholic 

Someone who manipulates good mormon families who have breweries in their basement for her own selfish desires. Uses childern as deliverers for her beer, and seduces the dad on a daily basis to satisfy her uncontrollable thrist for beer. Can smell out any keg party, so those trying to have a good time have to spend a good 100 dollars on bait beer thats on the other side of town from the party, and that'll only buy them about 2 hours before she'll come breaking through concrete walls and destroying anything in her path to get at the kegs.

"hm...all the wildlife are running away in the same direction..i wonder wh-.....wait..i hear babies crying to.its her! bert didnt take the bait!"

alcoholic by victim of berts rampage for beer July 27, 2004

alcoholic 

In the Montclair Region, alcoholic is described as a term of victory. Many people would call it being a "Steve Santangelo" or "Kareem Bakr." By being an alcohol, its not how drunk you get, just how many ruit games you can take until you pass out.

"Did you see James on the ruit table last night?!!?!"
"Yeah dude, he took so many beers to the face the last few nights, he must be an alcoholic."
"Nah dude!! He's just the next Steve Santangelo!"

alcoholic by Beef002 March 25, 2009

Alcoholic 

When Tim and Jacob are trying to get drunk on a monday

You alcoholic turkey Pipers want to get drunk on a Monday

Alcoholic by Turkeypipe, alcoholic, turkey December 5, 2016

Alcoholic 

One that loves to drink every hour of the day

Costumer: hey can I have some beer

store owner: ayy have I seen you before

Customer: maybe you seen my on twitch @erobb221

Store owner: oh yea your the guy who only drinks and does irl
Customer: I’m not an alcoholic btw

Alcoholic by manomaui June 5, 2018

Alcoholic 

A person addicted to alcoholic beverages... Maybe a little too addicted.

Guy: Where are you going?
Alcoholic: To take a shower.
Guy: With a beer?
Alcoholic: Why not?
Guy: No one does that.
Alcoholic: I do.

Alcoholic by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Alcoholic 

My mom

my mom is an alcoholic

Alcoholic by I hate myself jr. January 25, 2019