Mathew Aiton

Person with a small penis who cannot play tennis

Toby: "You see that guy over there?"
Person 2: "The gay one?"
Toby: "Yeah i beat him in a tennis match earlier"
Person 2: "Haha, i bet he is a real Mathew Aiton"
Toby: "Yeah. And he's from UEA."
Person 2: "Figures"

by Skepi March 9, 2010

why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth

"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*

by zidredz October 20, 2010

Apon

Slang for upon. Also know as upon.

As is Payable Apon Death, The Sweetest Clan on Eternalduel. An Online Word based RPG

by Siberous March 26, 2008

Aion

A game where people circle-jerk on each other. They also role play as "clerics" or "rangers" and wear magic hats and cloaks.

Me and my friends were playing Aion last night. There was so much semen on my epic PvPvE Gladiator set that I couldn't even wash it off.

by I give bad reps on Aionsource July 13, 2009

Aironik

hardcore, devilish, ruthless, outstanding, well dominating, evil half.

oh so you guys lookin for trouble, huh? well I guess I gotta be Aironik just to show you guys that you guys ain't nothing...alright boys lets get it on!

by mckenna1311 June 20, 2011

AIYONA

She is very sweet. Though she can get annoying at times. She's also very pretty. She doesn't know how much she means to people. She thinks she's not good enough. But she's very wrong shes more than enough

Omg did you see AIYONA she is so pretty

by AUNKNOWNA February 3, 2020

Aidon

Super sexy you couldn’t handle it

Oh no I saw an AIDON I might just die

by SkipDaddy January 21, 2022