Jewish House Arrest

When a Jewish person is stuck at home on a Friday night because their family keeps the Sabbath.

Robert: Hey Julie are you coming out tonight.
Julie: No, I can't I'm under Jewish House Arrest.
Robert: Okay, Shabbat Shalom.

by polbo December 31, 2010

agrestealo

She is absolutely amazing, is so sweet and kind, beautiful, any positive adjective. She can light up your day and truly make one happy and has the best content out there!!

Agrestealo is spectacular and fantastic because I said so and it’s the truth.

by lbandcn January 17, 2022

Arresting-Bitch-Face

1. Having a face so ugly you should be arrested for it.

2. When Mahi gets it all wrong in a team meeting.

Mahi called the cops to deal with Anouska's Arresting-Bitch-Face..

by Mahi-ism October 9, 2014

avrest

An amazing person who's probably a serial killer.

She’s totally an Avrest!

by Your eyes out 69 October 16, 2019

Arrestmas

that glorious holiday when TFG is finally detained and finger-printed

Bob was perusing Twitter this morning and stumbled on Arrestmas as a trending topic. In a week when Donald Trump might finally get arrested it will be the holiday of all holidays and we shall leave cookies out for Santa every night prior in the hopes he comes down the chimney with wrist-and-ankle shackles for the Orange Shitstain.

by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2023

cerebral arrest

A sudden pause in speach or thought. Commonly mistaken for stuttering or stupidity.

Oh no, I think he's going into cerebral arrest.

by FrEqOuT23 November 22, 2006

de-arrest

1) When a bunch of LARPERS try to prevent the law enforcement officers from doing their jobs.

2) When bystanders try to prevent an arrest by physically intervening.

Man its really stupid how those ANTIFA fucks try to de-arrest their comrades.

De-arrests almost never work and almost always cause more people to be arrested.

by Half-Italian Engineer August 1, 2020