Afterbabble

When someone (e.g., Jay Leno) tells a joke, delivers the punchline, then mumbles a few more words that are usually covered by audience reaction.

...I don't think she'll be going to THAT restaurant again!
(afterbabble:) ...you don't get... good... service...

by Newdle May 26, 2009

Afterbanged

When you fuck the shit outta a bitch, then when you got a limp dick, you fuck her again.

dude i came so hard, then i afterbanged that bitch.

by themothafuckawitdacucka July 28, 2012

Afterbang

The small airy fart that follows a massive fart.

Dude, did you just hear that fart? The afterbang was the cherry on top!

by Harry Botts November 29, 2013

afterbating

The warm glow you feel, rendering you relaxed and unwilling to move after a particularly intense masturbation session.

Wow, that was great! I was afterbating for 10 minutes before I heard my roommates key in the door and I had to scramble to obfuscate what I'd been doing

by Kaiser Soce May 24, 2014

Aftertasty

The adjective used to describe that which has more aftertaste than an actual taste.

Man, these eggs are so aftertasty!

by P-vich April 13, 2015

aftermarket

A person who's skill level isn't on parr with the task at hand.
But rather is chosen as an alternative to the desired individual in mind.

You're not getting the results you want because you keep getting those aftermarket-assed off brands to do the job!

by linclu October 7, 2020

AsterBaster

The funniest motherfyucker you can ever meet

AsterBaster is the best human being in the world.

by Yourmomatemypasta September 12, 2021