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blasting a deuce

taking a dump, using the facilites to the fullest extent
hey chris you in there?
yeah
what's taking so long?
im blasting a deuce
by cdude December 1, 2005
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sling a deuce

"yo, hang out for a bit...i gotta sling a deuce
by Teh Sheik May 20, 2005
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Blast a Deuce

I am going to expolde if I dont Blast a Deuce soon!
by Trout Slayer 22 March 5, 2009
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Frosting a Deuce

The act of taking a dump and sculpting it in some desired fashion that, once frozen, can be used as a sex toy.
I caught her frosting a deuce in the freezer. She planned to shove it back in like a dildo in a few hours.
by pjob July 7, 2009
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stitching a deuce

When you knock someone unconscience and tie their hands behind their back. From here you take a shit in their mouth, and sew their mouth up. As they awaken, they will gag and throw up in their mouth, choking them and burning the inside of the throat; resulting in death.
John is stitching a deuce in P-Nap.
by Jooee Kerr February 12, 2008
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dropping a deuce

Taking a monstrous shit in all its duce-like spleandor!
Man One :" What's with the grin?"
Man Two: "I just clogged the toilet with my mighty duce!"
by bob February 8, 2005
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chunk a deuce

Throw up 2 fingers in a sideways peace sign. A sign of acknowledgment of someone else. In Tallahassee, FL, this is widely recognized as the identifying hand gesture of Victoria Sartori
I was at a party, and i saw Victoria from across the room. I saw her chunk a deuce at me, in acknowledgement of my awesomeness.
by J. Gangsta October 23, 2008
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