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knife up the anus

A term that can be used not only instead of the term 'pain in the ass' but also to produce much more vivid imagery than pain in the ass.
A: How did you get fined man?
B: I had my feet on the seats of the train and got fined $175 by some shitty cops.

A: Now that's a knife up the anus.
by krasbot July 9, 2010
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bonus anus

1. Something given or paid in addition to what is usual or expected.

2. Something good, extra, free or unexpected.
Oprah - "You get a car! You get a car! EVERYBODY GETS A CAR!!"

Random audience member slash receiver of new awesome Oprah car - "BONUS ANUS!"
by dirtydawgggggg November 8, 2010
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Acoustic Pussy

Looked through my car, my bathroom, my closet, but i guess time to play the acoustic pussy tonight.
by Dig Bickus August 2, 2021
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anus juice

the juice that comes out of your butthole when you have a chipotle burrito and your about to diarrhea
"oh fuck my pants are wet its probably my anus juice again..."
by mrtinkles4 January 25, 2019
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noob accusation

In FPS games, when someone notices the high amount of frags another player has compared to theirs, and falsely accuses them of using hack, cheat, or bot programs. Often owners of game servers ban people for starting arguments this way, asking instead to report hackers to the admins rather than starting flame wars.
J03 L4m3r: RedBlade7 has 30 frags and I only have 17! He must be hacking.
RedBlade7: Stop with the noob accusations. You're just losing.
by RedBlade77 March 12, 2011
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bee's anus

How was your flight?

Well I was delayed 12 hours and seated in front of a crying baby.

Sounds like the bee's anus.
by wordsarefun May 5, 2011
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Anal Acoustics

Like a guitar, anal acoustics is caused by a loud sound erupting from deep within, forcing the sound out of the nearest exit, which then causes your body to perform anal acoustics. (results may vary.)

Another word for Fart.
Epic Dude #1: Dude! Donny stinks really bad!
Epic Dude #2: Ya, he's rockin' out some anal acoustics man!
by Oh, This Guy Is Good February 12, 2010
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