ABS

ABS (Author's Boredom Syndrome): When a writer gets the compulsive yearning to jot something down--anything!--due to a pressing sheer boredom. Could be poetry, a story idea, brainstorming, etcetera. More than half of the time, however, the end result will be mediocre because it was forced in order to conquer boredom.

"Man, work was boring as hell. what a long ass today. if it wasn't for my ABS, I don't think I could've made it."

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"So, babe, did you write anything today?"

"Yeah...six poems."

"Damn! You usually only do one, two at the most."

"I was bored out of my mind, so my ABS kicked in. Chances are, they all suck."

by Abaddon_Uziel March 14, 2012

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A Baby Eater. ABE -- abe.

That guy's a total Abe! He's gonna go to jail for that king-o-poo, yo.

by l, b December 21, 2006

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A smell that contains the combination of ass, balls, and shit. It can be used to describe any kind of foul odor. It is commonly smelled after a long night of partying or inside a locker room.

Your entire room reeks of ABS!

by Marcharis-beloved creator June 30, 2011

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Accidental Butt Sex

Yeah, so when we were doing it, he was going so hard that it just slipped in. There goes the ABS!

by toofknsick2quit January 4, 2010

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If you give this guy head you will have 10 years of goof luck

Abe is sexy

by Aberonos November 23, 2021

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If someone calls you an "abe", they're basically calling you "babe" "beautiful" and "friend/bestfriend" all in once. Consider yourself lucky if someone calls you Abe.

Person a: i love you!

Person b: i love you too, abe

by Reidsrance January 29, 2021

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