ABS (Author's Boredom Syndrome): When a writer gets the compulsive yearning to jot something down--anything!--due to a pressing sheer boredom. Could be poetry, a story idea, brainstorming, etcetera. More than half of the time, however, the end result will be mediocre because it was forced in order to conquer boredom.
"Man, work was boring as hell. what a long ass today. if it wasn't for my ABS, I don't think I could've made it."
or
"So, babe, did you write anything today?"
"Yeah...six poems."
"Damn! You usually only do one, two at the most."
"I was bored out of my mind, so my ABS kicked in. Chances are, they all suck."
or
"So, babe, did you write anything today?"
"Yeah...six poems."
"Damn! You usually only do one, two at the most."
"I was bored out of my mind, so my ABS kicked in. Chances are, they all suck."
by Abaddon_Uziel March 14, 2012
Get the ABSmug. A Baby Eater. ABE -- abe.
by l, b December 21, 2006
Get the Abemug. A smell that contains the combination of ass, balls, and shit. It can be used to describe any kind of foul odor. It is commonly smelled after a long night of partying or inside a locker room.
by Marcharis-beloved creator June 30, 2011
Get the ABSmug. by toofknsick2quit January 4, 2010
Get the ABSmug. Get the Abemug. If someone calls you an "abe", they're basically calling you "babe" "beautiful" and "friend/bestfriend" all in once. Consider yourself lucky if someone calls you Abe.
by Reidsrance January 29, 2021
Get the Abemug. 