accomoditis

disease that causes one to feel the need to go to excessive lengths to accomodate an inappropriate or ridiculous request

Misty's accomoditis prevented her from saying no when Bob asked her to make 500 color copies at the end of her business day.

Eddie’s Mom suffers from accomoditis, it almost seems like she waits on that 30 year old grown man, hand and foot!

by Jazzy Julie January 31, 2008

abroma

1.odor of a man obtained through classic male activities such as playing sports and manual labor.

2.intoxicating and attractive man-smell comprised of (but not limited to) bodily functions, sweat, alcohol, and spicy food.

After a night of bar hopping and eating White Castle, his abroma was intense.

Girl 1: "Who is that cute guy at the end of the bar?"
Girl 2: "I don't know, but his abroma is kickin!"

by chunga95 May 6, 2009

Abominable Road Handy

When you are driving when it is cold out, have your passenger hold their hand out the window until it gets numb and then give you an Abominable Road Handy. Or do it to yourself...

It's like 30F out there! Stick your hand out the window for a bit so you can give me an Abominable Road Handy

by scrappy-don't May 18, 2011

Accomplished

a person who consistently achieves the goals they set out to accomplish

His story outlining his current success proves that he is an accomplished man.

by Success Magnet September 7, 2019

Misson Accomplished

Phrase that -- prior to the 'election' of George W Bush -- was used to mark the end of a mission. Now, the phrase "Misson Accomplished" is used sarcastically to mock someone who prematurely signals the end of an otherwise complicated and unfinished project.

How's that clone coming along?
Well, I put some of my fingernails and hairs on the copy machine and set it to run all night.
Misson Accomplished, my good man.

by Yesdog September 4, 2006

abdominal region

For people who don't have abs, they would call that area the "abdominal region" instead of "dem abs"

Person 1: "Dude, you've got nothing. Look at your abdominal region"
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had dem abs like you."

by Autismosis Jones March 30, 2015

abomination

A creature so horrible that if you look at it for to long, your eyes will start to bleed. Lives in drainpipes and grease pits surrounding high schools and universities. The origins of the abomination goes something like this: a giant plague infested sewer rat rapes an AIDS carrying orangutan, in the ass, while in the restroom of a 747. The orangutan proceeds to shit out the ass baby that was conceived. The baby abomination gets ejected out of the plane along with a large amount of shit. While falling, the abomination gets hit by lightning and catches fire. Upon reaching the ground, the flaming abomination slams into a mountain side at terminal velocity and then rolls down the side, hitting every rock on the way down. Baby Bom-Bom then reaches a cliff where it falls off, still on fire, and lands on the ugly tree, where it falls hitting every branch on the way down. It then falls into a campground, still on fire, where a family proceeds to beat it with sticks and stomp it out with their golf cleats. They then dump it into an outhouse that has a good 20 ft of shit in the bottom. Here the abomination matures, stewing in the shit of countless years.
Finally, the Abomination crawled out and made its home in the sewer system of a small north Georgia town.
The power of its ugliness attract other uglies like a magnet, so there is an excess amount of nasty in this town.
Seriously, this thing is so ugly that you will want to die when you see it. Its smell is indescribable, but this scenario may help. Take a very hairy, nasty, diseased, fat ,sweaty man with chronic diarrhea and then take a blow dryer to his ass. The warm air that cames off resembles the stench of the abomination.
Has a bad case of not shutting the fuck up and hair loss, but only on top of the head. Frequently likes to show off its ass crack which the sight and smell of kills unprepared people. If you ever come across the abomination, who will know it and you will never again be the same.

guy one: wassup want to drink some beers later?
guy two: yeah sure but first I have to.....OH FUCK!!!!!MY EYES!!!
guy one: wtf are you talking abo......JESUS CHRIST!!!MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!!WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL!!!
guy two: *gasp* it....its the....abomination....*cough*...must have crawled out of the drain pipe or the grease pit.....*hack*.. don't think im going to be able to see the same again.
guy one: OH SHIT ITS ABOUT TO SHOW US ITS ASS CRACK!!!! DONT LOOK WHATEVER YOU DO!!!DONT LO.............
(both die upon the revealing of the ass crack)

by thatguy77 January 27, 2008