shane roscoe

When you have buttsex for the first time with your boyfriend and he uses no lube.

Synonym- Slapdick

I cant believe I was shane roscoed last night.

by HeyYouGuyz1776 January 19, 2017

max roscoe

Totally cool guy that everyone wants to be and makes every n00b rage with his amazing gaming and athletic skills.

wow who's that he looks like a new max roscoe

by Death the cat March 11, 2015

Roscoed

Getting handed while being unable to cope with existence. Remaining flaccid.

Don't go get roscoed '

by Manfuh November 16, 2021

Roscoed

To be deceived convincingly of something you know for certain is untrue

Roscoe: “Dude Jagger just ate an entire rat”
You: “wow that crazy did he actually”
Roscoe: “no of course he didn’t eat a rat”
You: “damn I’ve been Roscoed”

by Modern day Jerry Seinfeld December 27, 2022

Dirty Roscoe

When a masculine female rocks a predominantly straight identified female's world for the first time.

I met a fine female at the club last night, ended up doing a Dirty Roscoe, and now she don't want to go back to her boyfriend.

by Celest DeLoretto September 09, 2021

Roscoe

To organise an event and then Bail on it with a shit excuse.

Oh no, he’s done a Roscoe.

The bloke has Roscoe’d us again!

by Lads of bayside November 26, 2020

Roscoe

To do a “Roscoe” is to organise something and then bail on it.

Can’t believe he has done a Roscoe again!

by Lads of bayside November 26, 2020