like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end

Being tasked with doing something impossible

"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."

by frolickingdirtchild February 24, 2009

pick up a nail

Catch the clap, become infected with gonorrhea

I picked up a nail in that brothel in Tangier

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Pick up a tail from

To follow clues and info about something in order to accomplish something.

"Nelson, his wife Helen, and his associate John Paul Chase picked up a tail from the FBI in the town of Barrington, near Chicago. After a short chase, the two camps were picketed across from each other hurling bullets."

"I got to pick up a tail from this girl's heart with her friends. She is too much mysterious."

by linkc007 May 30, 2017

how to pick up a blue chair off the ground

A video by alantutorial which is incredibly helpful,go and try its simple and useful!

Dude 1: How to pick up a blue chair off the ground?
Dude 2: Go watch alantutorial.

by gaminggod420 December 21, 2022

pick me a winner

The act of either a) scratching your backside or b) re-adjusting your ball sack.

I've been loin clothing all afternoon, I need to pick me a winner - the machine for tonights draw is Lancelot, set of balls number 3

by Andross1978 April 24, 2009

pick up a stack

Pot deal

Every time I go to meet Jose to pick up a stack he had a candle lit and a bottle of wine. WTF?

by Mayday100 September 15, 2013

National Pick up a Girl day

Today is one of the only days you can go up to a girl and pick her up without getting smacked

tom: hey man today’s National pick up a Girl day
mark: so that means i can go up to a girl and back her up agenst a wall and pick her up and have her legs around my waist?
tom: yes

by supermanisbossbutyouknowidc October 2, 2018