by Lykra Dranks October 24, 2020
by eldoggo October 24, 2018
A beard is a buddy that you use as a cover for you to see a person of the opposite sex. You tell others you are meeting someone for him, or taking him out to meet someone. This version has been around since Before Kennedy's time.
by Torinoluvr May 12, 2008
One who engages in pedantic, pseudo-intellectual discussion of meaningless and often obscure pop culture that nobody actually cares about. Typically applies to nerdy topics such as video games, comic books, science fiction, and so forth. Refers to the luxurious fat-guy beards grown by internet shutins, a la the Simpsons Comic Book Guy.
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
Me, watching Mallrats: Christ, Kevin Smith is such a fucking beard.
Me, watching Mallrats: Christ, Kevin Smith is such a fucking beard.
by pacobird July 25, 2008
(Verb) The contagious act of spreading one's beard by any form of bearded face to non-bearded face contact.
Sgt. Bigelow reports that his wife is now growing a beard due to bearding:
"Luckily I don't have to shave for work. The wife isn't to keen on it yet but I think it's growing on her"
"Luckily I don't have to shave for work. The wife isn't to keen on it yet but I think it's growing on her"
by Scraptastic October 5, 2013
A usually bushy growth of hair on the face of normally (but not always) a man. The effect that is created by the beard, although probably not desired, is that their face looks like a vagina.
by msul005 March 14, 2009