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Torta

A Torta is a over weight female that has 3 or me kid by different guys hence multiple meats in her
All her kids are for different guy she is a really Torta
by Jr Uing/VM September 2, 2025
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Torta lite

A torta that isn’t as fat as the rest but can still be classified as one.
She’s a torta lite because she isn’t that fat
by Jimmy John 432 July 1, 2025
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Oh my Torta

you: "Eduardos pregnant"
me: "OH MY TORTA"
by gorlli November 9, 2018
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tortas

Overused shoes. Usually referring to worn out shoes OR the only shoes you've worn for months. You might use this when you're angry with someone for wearing the same shoes.
"Oh my god, you only ever wear those tortas anymore!"
by Whitexican July 18, 2016
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Torta

They are useless whores that won’t shut the fuck up. Some of the lowest IQ vermin. Food and dick you fat whore. That’s all they are. Tortas should only have 2 purposes in this world (legally mandatory), either suck a dick (they’re especially at this because the pigs ALWAYS have something in they’re mouth)

Or
DIE
It doesn’t get any simpler than that. They’re not good for shit else. Like just stfu already Gorlock. Fat cunts need to get in the gym, by law. Why the fuck do they exist? Why?

Fat bitch.
Suck dick
Or die
Pick one Torta
by iH8fatppl March 24, 2024
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Torta Bread

I use torta bread to make tortas.
by Tortalover101 July 7, 2019
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