Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

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/somali slim shady

Embarrassing male who doesn’t know how to control his emotional. Not to mention, he’s broke ASF and attacks girls for making a slight joke. Such as doxxing them, calling them a dhilo, and harasses young women. He’s insecure and feels some type of way when a girl rejects him, or calls him ugly. He begs niggas for rank and he’s pretty much overall a loser. If you ever interact with him and consider this nigga a friend, consider yourself a peon.

That kid from /somali slim shady is the biggest beg

by lalalalalalaxwmqow February 19, 2025

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