1) A phrase used after an unpleasant or unfortunate event. Used to describe the way that life jumps out and bites you in the ass at an inconvenient time. Usually many negative events have happened in a short amount of time to make the user say this phrase.
2) Also used to show sympathy to a friend who the shit has happened to.
2) Also used to show sympathy to a friend who the shit has happened to.
1) Shannon is pulled over by the police for a seat belt violation and realizes as he asks for her drivers license that her purse has been stolen. Shannon now receives a ticket for her seat belt and one for driving without a license. Shannon then might say "Life's a bitch."
2) Your friend: "I just got fired and my girlfriend left me."
You: "Life's a bitch."
2) Your friend: "I just got fired and my girlfriend left me."
You: "Life's a bitch."
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Richard: Lucky son of a bitch!
Richard: Lucky son of a bitch!
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a bitch
• A bitch and a half
• a billy
• A "Bitch"
• a big lick
• a bitch in heat
• A Bizzle
• A Binky
• a bird
• a big dick
A truth that many should recognize. You can't make someone into something they are not. If you like banker types don't marry a construction worker. If you like the bad girl look don't marry the girl next door.
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also can be used to describe people: "poop her/him" in a bin"
also can be used to describe things/events: "poop that in a bin"
also can be used to describe people: "poop her/him" in a bin"
also can be used to describe things/events: "poop that in a bin"
Krishna: "It's cold"
Nidhi: "Poop in a bin"
Krishna: "I'm too sleepy to come over"
Nidhi: "Poop you in a bin"
Nidhi: "Poop in a bin"
Krishna: "I'm too sleepy to come over"
Nidhi: "Poop you in a bin"
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Get the poop in a bin mug.Phrase exclaimed when placing an image of an avian creature on any item, especially one that was "handcrafted" or "thrifted" so as to make it totally adorable and artistic. It's, like, soooooooo cute! Whether it's a necklace or a t-shirt or an iPad cover or a corset, it could probably use a bird on it.
From the IFC show Portlandia.
From the IFC show Portlandia.
Hipster 1: Oh my god, I LOVE your tote bag, where did you get it?
Hipster 2: Oh this thing? I just bought it for $75 at Brooklyn Flea but it was so boring until I put a bird on it!
Hipster 1: You should sell it on Etsy!
Hipster 2: Oh this thing? I just bought it for $75 at Brooklyn Flea but it was so boring until I put a bird on it!
Hipster 1: You should sell it on Etsy!
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