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Life's a Bitch

1) A phrase used after an unpleasant or unfortunate event. Used to describe the way that life jumps out and bites you in the ass at an inconvenient time. Usually many negative events have happened in a short amount of time to make the user say this phrase.

2) Also used to show sympathy to a friend who the shit has happened to.
1) Shannon is pulled over by the police for a seat belt violation and realizes as he asks for her drivers license that her purse has been stolen. Shannon now receives a ticket for her seat belt and one for driving without a license. Shannon then might say "Life's a bitch."

2) Your friend: "I just got fired and my girlfriend left me."

You: "Life's a bitch."
by bookkeepper123 October 11, 2011
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Lucky son of a bitch

Phrase used to express envy over a (usually male) friend’s good fortune
James: Yo, Dick! I just had a threesome with the two hottest cheerleaders behind those bleachers!
Richard: Lucky son of a bitch!
by UgLy BiRdMaNN October 9, 2017
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a bird will never be a fish

A truth that many should recognize. You can't make someone into something they are not. If you like banker types don't marry a construction worker. If you like the bad girl look don't marry the girl next door.
Ryan is in love with Meg but a bird will never be a fish.
by Roxannaroxanna June 28, 2018
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Can a Bitch get a donut ?

A very important question asked by the biggest bitch in town, Kevin Roberts
I'm Kevin Roberts and I have a very important question. "Can a Bitch get a donut ?"
by Frankie Fonzanoon September 4, 2016
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yoting a bitch

the act of “Yoting a bitch” is when a man makes his bitch so moist that she can’t cum any longer, then he will proceed to pick her up, scream “this bitch empty” and throw her whilst yelling “yote”
“Yoting a bitch, is just, yoting a bitch
by 1346427376 December 12, 2017
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poop in a bin

a phrase meaning "that sucks"

also can be used to describe people: "poop her/him" in a bin"
also can be used to describe things/events: "poop that in a bin"
Krishna: "It's cold"
Nidhi: "Poop in a bin"

Krishna: "I'm too sleepy to come over"
Nidhi: "Poop you in a bin"
by Poopinabin January 17, 2012
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put a bird on it

Phrase exclaimed when placing an image of an avian creature on any item, especially one that was "handcrafted" or "thrifted" so as to make it totally adorable and artistic. It's, like, soooooooo cute! Whether it's a necklace or a t-shirt or an iPad cover or a corset, it could probably use a bird on it.

From the IFC show Portlandia.
Hipster 1: Oh my god, I LOVE your tote bag, where did you get it?
Hipster 2: Oh this thing? I just bought it for $75 at Brooklyn Flea but it was so boring until I put a bird on it!
Hipster 1: You should sell it on Etsy!
by Valley of the LOLs October 15, 2011
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