Zoom

A glitchy, pervy, whacked-up way for people to connect in the midst of your average global pandemic.

Guy 1: yo i was zooming with the dudes the other day
Gal 1: okayyyy
Guy 2: zoom is so pervy
Gal 2: okay

by _Llama_Llady_ July 13, 2020

zoom

The video chat service that no one knew about until the covid-19 pandemic, when it suddenly exploded in popularity out of nowhere

Before corona:

"Wanna call each other on zoom?"
"boi wtf is zoom"

After corona:

"Wanna call each other on zoom?'
"hell yeah brotha"

by nlolhere July 15, 2020

zoom

a application used by schools to enslave students from the comfort of home during lock downs.

since we wont be coming to school we will be enslaving you with zoom.

by Tavor July 26, 2020

zoom

the new snap insta and messenger

snap where? insta where? zoom here!

by Dk howard September 6, 2020

Zoom

An app that allows you to call others

The calling my friend on ZOOm

by TIKTOCISBAD19 September 13, 2020

Zoom

Zoom, or the free video-calling app, is otherwise a minimalist, school-and-business-favoured Skype. ZOOM may stand for Zombifying Online Ordnance Machines.

"Hey, what do you have lessons on?"
"I use zoom."
"Holy shit, I use discord. My teachers decided to t-"
Zoom guy: *spid*

by Stranger Words October 10, 2020

Zoom

app boomers and teachers use to communicate plz use discord if your a teacher

hey man you still use Zoom what are you a boomer use discord man

by iloveturtles21 October 19, 2020