Zoom 

A glitchy, pervy, whacked-up way for people to connect in the midst of your average global pandemic.

Guy 1: yo i was zooming with the dudes the other day
Gal 1: okayyyy
Guy 2: zoom is so pervy
Gal 2: okay

Zoom by _Llama_Llady_ July 13, 2020

zoom 

The video chat service that no one knew about until the covid-19 pandemic, when it suddenly exploded in popularity out of nowhere

Before corona:

"Wanna call each other on zoom?"
"boi wtf is zoom"

After corona:

"Wanna call each other on zoom?'
"hell yeah brotha"

zoom by nlolhere July 15, 2020

zoom 

a application used by schools to enslave students from the comfort of home during lock downs.

since we wont be coming to school we will be enslaving you with zoom.

zoom by Tavor July 26, 2020

zoom 

the new snap insta and messenger

snap where? insta where? zoom here!

zoom by Dk howard September 6, 2020

Zoom 

An app that allows you to call others

The calling my friend on ZOOm

Zoom by TIKTOCISBAD19 September 13, 2020

Zoom 

most pathetic app ever created, even worse when pronounced by boomers

Boomer: We're gonna go on zOoM for class, so "SeE Ya" there!

Zoom by thatsagrapegrape September 19, 2020

Zoom 

Zoom, or the free video-calling app, is otherwise a minimalist, school-and-business-favoured Skype. ZOOM may stand for Zombifying Online Ordnance Machines.

"Hey, what do you have lessons on?"
"I use zoom."
"Holy shit, I use discord. My teachers decided to t-"
Zoom guy: *spid*

Zoom by Stranger Words October 10, 2020