zeke

a seggsy man who gets all the pussy
by yung slimmy May 11, 2022
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zeke is also an actual guy who resembles the other defenition actually i'm kidding , i dated him and he's pretty ok
zeke is unfairly smart
by guess who? July 02, 2003
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Nice zeke Mike!!
by Mike Hunt December 12, 2003
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zekeing

Zekeing is when you homiesexually interact with another male and enter your penis into his penis. But he is still straight, the sex was only for bros.
Bro you wanna be zekeing right now?
by gryphango September 08, 2021
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Zeked

Noun: to receive a handjob at the back of a classroom
Friend 1: I heard you got zeked yesterday
Friend 2: Yeah it was pretty mid, prolly a 7.5
by Chodychidd March 29, 2023
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zeke

he is nice. kinda an idiot. he will buy you anything if he likes you even if you don't want him to. gold diggers love him. he is very stubborn but very affectionate and hates taking good advice. he is smart, but will talk about random crap that nobody cares about. but we love him anyways. he has a good heart and he wants to do what's right.
"omg zeke shut up."

"awww zeke you really should not have bought me that big mac."

nobody:
zeke: "aktuallyy its a giGaBYte."
by gabri.joy February 22, 2023
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zeke

he is nice. kinda an idiot. he will buy you anything if he likes you even if you don't want him to. gold diggers love him. he is very stubborn but very affectionate and hates taking good advice. he is smart, but will talk about random crap that nobody cares about. but we love him anyways. he has a good heart and he wants to do what's right.
"omg zeke shut up."

"awww zeke you really should not have bought me that big mac."

nobody:
zeke: "aktuallyy its a giGaBYte."
by gabri.joy February 22, 2023
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