a mans inability to keep his eyes from wandering towards a womans chest in order to reap the benefits of what her mammary glands offer, without actual physical contact. usually happens without the mans knowledge.
man: ah, damn it! i'm eyeball wandering again.
man 2: you need to stop, or you're gonna be labled as a pervert.
man 2: you need to stop, or you're gonna be labled as a pervert.
by Luke=lucas May 8, 2008
Get the eyeball wandering mug.The almost universal condition that Mexican women suffer from. Characterized by one or more teeth that has "wandered" from it's intended position in the women's mouth. Abbreviation: M.W.T.S.
by chammy the Mexican shammy July 15, 2014
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A person who gets banned from forums a lot and is never accepted in online communities and thus hops from one community to another looking to be accepted like historically when Jews were expelled from various countries due to anti Semitism thus migrating from one country to the next looking for acceptance.
After being banned from the twentieth forum, Giovanni the online wandering Jew started his own forum due to not being accepted on other forums.
by fartso55 April 14, 2017
Get the The Online Wandering Jew mug.Verb- The time while eating out of a bag (chips,pretzels,etc) when one wanders aimlessly around the bag with their hands to find the biggest/best item.
E-man - Dude, u better not be bag wandering with that hand u just scratched ur nuts with.
Dee - aight my bad
Dee - aight my bad
by I Just itched my nuts May 31, 2007
Get the Bag Wandering mug.verb: 1) When a political figure disingenuously uses the platforms of Congressman Dr. Ronald Ernest Paul, incongruous with their track record, to curry favor with anti-establishment voters. 2) LOSING.
During his most recent speech Mitt Romney attempted paulitical pandering when he espoused the ideas of freedom and liberty and mentioned the founding fathers - rhetoric characteristically unique to Ron Paul. Unfortunately, Ron Paul supporters are not persuaded by paulitical pandering since most actually have adopted a hardcore sentiment of support for Dr. Paul otherwise known as No One but Paul.
by 1stAmendguy February 17, 2012
Get the Paulitical pandering mug.A wandering hero is a sexual deviant that explores uncharted vaginal crevices with his penis. A wandering hero prefers only the purest of virgins, but during desperate times, anyone will suffice. As part of the hero's code of conduct, he always treats the fair maiden with an expensive lobster dinner.
Jason: Hey man, I hear Andrew's been fucking every virgin on campus.
Oren: The wandering hero stands ever vigilant, delivering a hot-dicking to those in need.
Oren: The wandering hero stands ever vigilant, delivering a hot-dicking to those in need.
by The Hungarian T-Bird December 6, 2011
Get the Wandering Hero mug.v., adj., n., - when a male's hand finds its way into his pants whilst sleeping - seemingly on its own.
It wasn't that he had an itch, or was especially aroused, when he awoke with his hands down his pants, Kevin just chalked it up to wandering hand.
by pantsthemusical July 7, 2008
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