Yosemite Finish

A daring sexual act done by two or more rock climbers. As a male climber ascends a top-rope route, he secretly works himself toward climax. Upon reaching the top, the climber gets the belayer’s attention: making eye-contact the climber proceeds to ejaculate on the belayer’s face.

This act should only be attempted by experienced climbers, prepared to down-climb their route as a Yosemite Finish may result in them being abruptly taken off belay. (It is also highly frowned upon at indoor climbing facilities.)

Dude, I had to down-climb my route Saturday after I gave that girl a Yosemite Finish. She doesn’t want to go climbing with us anymore.

by thebigrapose March 23, 2011

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Yosprait

The inevitable bit of yogurt that sprays out when you peel back the lid on a container of Yoplait yogurt.

No matter how careful I am, I always get a bit of yosprait on my hand when I crack the lid on a Yoplait.

by tholt August 20, 2010

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yoeri

A dutch nerd who likes to act edgy and is a nice friend. He has a good accent and will play with you.

Yo that guy is fun to play with. Bet his name is yoeri even though he isn't dutch. But he is still nice.

by sogasoidglsd July 12, 2017

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Yoner

Having more than a boner

i don't have a boner i have a yoner, its way bigger than a boner

by solly145 January 30, 2019

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yosemite squirrel

More badass than a regular squirrel, a Yosemite squirrel is the Alex Honnold of the squirrel kingdom. It climbs mountains, drinks beer, and snatches food out of unsuspecting hands.

(Squirrel on top of half dome snatching lunches)
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.

by emvyous July 2, 2020

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