you’re not my type

What someone says when you aren’t the type of person they’re looking for.

If you’re sad because someone said that to you, just remember it could’ve been worse.

I’m sure you’re the type some cute people want out there.

“Sorry, but you’re not my type, my dude.”

by kirstennotkristen June 8, 2018

You’re all yolk

To be “all yolk” is to be out of the loop, or backwards even.

As we know, historically eggs have egg whites and a yolk. If you’re “all yolk” you’re missing some of the essential cultural or most recent generational knowledge or trends.

Often used as the opposite of “woke”, the term infers that you are not “in the know” or “of the times.”

“Mom use ‘slay’ in a sentence”

“They rode home in a slay?”

“Oh my god mom you’re all yolk”

by dead monarch society January 25, 2023

You’re mom gay

The most potent of comebacks, it is said that once these words have been said almost all other statements are null and voided.

Travis: John you a bitch, you eat ass
John: you’re mom gay
Travis is then ostracized his peers, family, friends etc.

by Imok123 May 11, 2018

you’re jokes

When someone describes something and another person says they’re what they’re describing. Also known as “you’re ____ jokes”. Usually said in a annoying mocking tone.

Person one: I hate baguettes!

Person two: you’re a baguette!

Or
Person one: Baguettes disgust me.
Person two: you disgust me!

These are 2 different examples of You’re Jokes

by LlamaloverASF March 17, 2018

You’re mega gay

There’s nothing to this. It’s just a fact of life, you are really gay

Dude you’re 999% gay, by that I mean you’re mega gay

by You’re mega utterly gay September 9, 2022

you’re clapped

When someone is very evil but tries to hide it,but can also be a joke between two or more people.

“Hey Devon you’re clapped!”

by Danny Boy557 February 16, 2018

“You’re so funny”

I wanna fuck

What does it mean when a girl says “you’re so funny”? She wants that dick!

by Ipkkl February 18, 2023