ya mum 

Tim's mother.

Tim, ya mum's a busty ho.
Eh?
I said YA MUM.
My mother? What about her?
I ripped her open.

ya mum by ya mum November 17, 2003

ya mum 

Ya Mum licks my anas

A:Why do you lick anus?
B:Ya mum licks my anus

ya mum by Ya Mum July 1, 2003

ya mum 

The woman i plugged my internet connection in to get some hardcore porn

I sure could go for some of your mum right now

ya mum by Anonymous March 26, 2003

Ya Mum 

The retort used to an insult when no other reply can be immediately generated.

Loco/Spooky/Mario/Luigi/Raygun/SuperSammo/XcoR...ya mum.

Ya Mum by Goon February 14, 2004

ya mum 

tell ya mum i left the money on the fridge!!

shit ur phone had fuk all vibration! yea so does ya mum

ya mum is so fat she has 2 iron her pants on the drive way

ya mum by steger January 8, 2004

ya mum 

commanly used by dumb townies usually followed by innit, who have nothing better to say or do cos they still have a mental age of six and think there well ard' govner, when really they are complete tossers who no-one like, should die

townie scum

ya mum by luke December 9, 2003

ya mum 

a bunch of guys in a production company aiming to make fools out of themselves

i did yamum.net
i thikn that might be a bit sly

ya mum by SilentMark July 29, 2003