by Fucking Better than You April 08, 2019
my name is xander and first i am not gay my big sister is gay, if u don't know what gay is, shut up n die, if you are in LGBTQ i respect you, i am ace, if you hate what LGBTQ is, you goddamn homophobic, i rly don't like the haters of my name, n plz don't talk about pps,
ok now let me talk about myself,
i'm a boy that has extreme loneliness irl but not in roblox, i hate that some people hate me but it's true that i have a dark side but not rly, i'm nice to others n yes i do gaming and have lots of friends roblox bc i'm the kind of xander that is the most best friend you can have, i can maybe be rude in some way but take it back if i'm ready to i'll take it back, i'm sry for words on top of this but i take it back, if you ever find me in roblox just friend me, if i have max friends my other accont will be there if you see this thank you.
ok now let me talk about myself,
i'm a boy that has extreme loneliness irl but not in roblox, i hate that some people hate me but it's true that i have a dark side but not rly, i'm nice to others n yes i do gaming and have lots of friends roblox bc i'm the kind of xander that is the most best friend you can have, i can maybe be rude in some way but take it back if i'm ready to i'll take it back, i'm sry for words on top of this but i take it back, if you ever find me in roblox just friend me, if i have max friends my other accont will be there if you see this thank you.
by okxb9 February 02, 2021
by 83774Bob February 22, 2019
A person who says ding a ling and penis frequently. A Xander is usually small in stature and is not liked by many. Girls find him "baby cute" because of his fat cheeks and unusually small penis.
"That kid looks like a baby"
"Yeah he's a Xander"
Or
"I slept with that kid, he has a tiny dick"
"So he's a Xander?"
"Yup"
"Yeah he's a Xander"
Or
"I slept with that kid, he has a tiny dick"
"So he's a Xander?"
"Yup"
by Nyancat23 February 12, 2014
A funny guy with a amazing personality but a oddly shaped head as in a box so you may call him box head
by 😃😉 January 26, 2016
Xander is an absolute fucking spaz who shits in urinals for a living he may be tall but most of his body is quite literally that mfs foreskin goofy ahh urinal shitter
by Big juicy nig April 16, 2022