Wounded Deer

The girl who at the end of the night is being carried into a cab by a guy looking to score. The drunkest, easiest girl at a party who is easy prey for horny guys.

-"I saw you took down a wounded deer last night"
-"Niggas gotta fuck"

by B4LT1M0RE Thuggin July 10, 2010

wounded guppy

having drunken intercourse whilst in the shower

Alex performed the wounded guppy at a party when a girl snuck into the shower

by ShadowShark October 11, 2011

wounded beaver

A woman on her period

Her wounded beaver destroyed the bed sheets

by William Shitspeare May 8, 2014

wounded soldier

A wounded soldier is a coworker that can not complete any task without requiring the help of another coworker. Not to be confused with a new guy these people are simply chronically lazy, needy and indecisive people with small brains.

A wounded soldier takes one or two other people out of the fight in order to help them

Kurt is the definition of a wounded soldier, when the boss gives him a job to do he always needs my help and takes me away from my own damn work.

by funkmattsterflex March 28, 2020

wounded bird syndrome

Wounded Bird Syndrome, or WBS, is when a guy gets hurt either physically or emotionally and uses his wound to attract other girls. This is an effective, if underhanded, way of getting dates.

Bob broke his arm, so Tom took him as his wingman to play the Wounded Bird Syndrome card.

by TheDisturbedOne January 1, 2009

wounded pigeon

Substitute hooker for a girlfriend that has been giving you shit.

Say your girlfriend calls out the wrong name during sex. She deserves the wounded pigeon.

by [SoB] Sly Fox April 14, 2006

wounded seagull

Definition 1: The "wounded seagull" is a term for when you are having sex on a beach, and you abruptly remove your penis from your partners vagina and, stick or roll your penis in the sand, then re-insert your penis into your partner's vagina.

Definition 2: The Wounded Seagull is also the name of a bar in Crawford Hall at Wabash College in Crawfordsville Indiana, USA.

(1) "I pulled a wounded seagull on my girlfriend last night, and now she not speaking to me anymore."

(2) "I went to The Wounded Seagull Last Night and wound up doing shots of tequila and subsequently sat in a trash can full of broken glass, vomitted all over my pants, stripped naked and ran around."

by Jason Kehoe May 13, 2006