Skip to main content

cock worship 

the act of turning into a quivering, wet, idiot when presented with a cock (male sex organ) in front of your face. This act includes: drooling, lip-smacking, kissing, fondling, stroking, touching, sucking, whining, begging with mouth feet face and hands all over the cock.
Sheila grew wet 'down there' and her eyes grew large as the big man unearthered his member... cock worshipping was on the menu tonight!
cock worship by mikki55 February 13, 2006
cock worship mug front
Get the cock worship mug.
See more merch

Universalistic Sun Worship 

Universalistic Sun Worship is a religion, in which the followers adhere to the 6 principles of Universalistic Sun Worship.
1. The existence of god is impossible to prove (or disprove) and impossible for a human to comprehend its true form; therefore, we give thanks to things we can understand. We praise the Sun and the Earth for providing us with life and sustenance.
2. The Sun is the source of life on Earth. It provides humanity with food (through farms), shelter (through trees), warmth (through electromagnetic radiation) and it allowed star dust to combine and form the rock know as the Earth (through gravity). So we give thanks to the Sun, every day.
3. The Earth, being the second most important object for humanity's survival, so it must be protected and maintained for as long as humanity calls Earth home. We also give thanks to the Earth daily.
4. Humans and animals act based on their beliefs and instincts and since humans have no control over their beliefs or instincts, therefore Universalistic Sun Worshiper believes that all living creatures go to heaven (or some sort of afterlife), are reborn into a new life form, or just die and rot in the Earth. Since it is impossible to know which one is true, it is up to each individual follower to decide which one they believe is true.
5. The Great Hierarchy must be followed.
The Great Hierarchy is as follows: The Sun-The Biosphere-Humanity-Animal Life
The Great Hierarchy generally works as follows: if the Sun is threatened then all things below it must do what is in their power to protect it (although this highly unlikely as the sun is the more powerful then everything currently below it). Next would be the Biosphere. If it is threatened then the Humanity must do what is needed to protect it, even if that means the death of some, but never all, of Humanity. Finally, if humanity is threatened, including a single member, then any number of animals can be killed in order to save its life (although killing in excess should be avoided).
6. All religions are created equally and since any or all of them maybe the true religion of god (if there is a god), then no human can rightly say that a religion is bad or wrong. With the exception of religions that have the consequences of the destruction of the Biosphere, the Sun, or human lives.

Universalistic Sun Worship was founded by Paul Klavins and is subject to change.
Paul Klavins created an intresting religion known as Universalistic Sun Worship.

mattress worship 

Refers to the decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church.
Bottom doesn’t go to church; he prefers mattress worship.”
mattress worship by Bottom Ford April 18, 2010
Word of the Day on May 2, 2010

Foot worship 

An act in which a someone will beg, lick, suck, smell, jerk-off to a females feet (usually a male) the female will most likely be teasing the male that is supposed to be very loyal to the female
She laid me down on the bed and sat down with her socks right next to my feet and told me to smell them, i smelled her cute little feet with her pink and black socks, then she asked me to whip out my cock and i did so, she then took off her feet and i saw her smooth cute feet, i just wanted to lick them and to my surprise she pressed them against my face and told me to sniff and lick her beautiful feet , "you like that foot lover" she said, she then stopped and asked me to beg for her feet, i love doing some foot worship
Foot worship by slyashell April 9, 2020

Ass worship 

Ass worship, clearly, in worship of the female ass. This practice is usually done when the male buries his face into the luscious ass, enjoying the ass cheeks pressing against his face.

There are a few types of ass worship.

1) The Sandwich: This first method of this step is to have the female lying on her stomach, her ass upwards. The man will proceed to bury his face into the ass. Optional: Someone else will push his face harder into the ass.

2) Against the Wall: A man sits up against a wall and a female backs her ass into his face, making sure her ass is completely smothering his face.

3) The Crab: This position is difficult to describe. The man lies on the floor, facing upwards. The female bends backwards, so that her feet and hands are on the ground, but her stomach is facing the ceiling. The female then rubs her ass into the man's face, once again making sure she is smothering him.

4) The Prayer: A man gets down on his knees and inserts his face into the woman's ass.

Another method of ass worship is for a female to be sitting on a chair, but the majority of her ass is hanging off. The man, on his knees, then digs in.

It is recommended that ass worship is done while the female is either wearing lingerie or a thong. Full pants or nudity is not recommended.
1) The Sandwich: She laid down on the couch, and I shoved my face right into her ass. It's one of the best types of ass worship!

2) She pushed me against the wall and then back her ass right into my face and rubbed it around for a good hour.

3) She did the crab to me for so long, but I enjoyed her ass resting on my face.

4) I love the Prayer method because I can just dig in!
Ass worship by Facechair April 23, 2009

muscle-worship 

muhs-uhl wur-ship noun, verb, -shiped, -shiping, -shiper
Most commonly practiced with the arm muscles, particularly the biceps, triceps, and shoulders.

-Verb
1. Looking upon flexed muscles in admiration, as one would do at a bodybuilding contest.

-Noun
2. A routine of rubbing, caressing, and/or squeezing flexed muscles.

2a. If it's performed in an erotic manner, it might include licking and/or kissing flexed muscles.

3. The enjoyment of feeling your own muscles while you flex them, and admiring their shape.
1. My gym partner and I enjoy armwrestling other people who are lean and defined, just for fun, regardless of who wins or loses, and regardless of gender; because as we watch, we're "muscle-worshipping" the other person's arm as it flexes to win.

2. My gym partner is very eager for our daily routine of mutual muscle-worship.

ball worship 

teabagging, a woman sucking a man's testicles with great affection, while he jerk off on her tits.
I love you baby, how about a little ball worship tonight
ball worship by cankernut December 17, 2008