the woodlands high school

A mess. A high school for almost entirely upper-middle/upper class teenagers who are known for being stuck-up and oblivious to the outside world. The students are much like those in cliché high school movies, very much about cliques. The dress code is ridiculously strict, and recently they’ve started playing weird throwback music at the end of every lunch for some reason (?). One of the most notable traits of this school is the vaping problem, as likely more twhs students own a juul than don’t at this point. There are fights very often, and things have been getting wilder and wilder for this school and it’s entire district since the start of 2019. Stay safe staff and students!
I hate Woodlands kids. Everyone at The Woodlands High School is so fake and clique-y!
by gr8765 March 29, 2019
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Blessed woodland creature

A magical two foot slipped which controls the house. Some would call them a demon, but if you worship appropriately you will be granted with a place in BWC heaven.
The Blessed woodland creature asks if you’re a Jerry Protestant or a Jerry catholic...
by The_BWC November 22, 2020
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Woodland High School

A school attened by mostly sluts and whores. The guys are mean. The classes are stupid and pointless, the teachers are stupid and lame. Its a preforming arts school so there is way to much drama. Everyont and thing there sucks big time!
"Did you hear about that girl that got knocked up and got 5 new std's at Woodland High School?!"
by jifpoen January 18, 2009
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Woodland Middle School

A torturous prison located in Gurnee, Illinois. This school is highly known for having constant fights, students vaping in the bathrooms, and wannabe e-boys. Half of the ceiling tiles are gone and haven’t been replaced in years due to budget cuts caused by the chrome books.
You go to Woodland Middle School? Dang, feels bad.
by Anonymousguy1562 April 16, 2019
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woodland middle school

a hell hole locating in gurnee illinois. half the people there are hoes or fake depressed girls who post sad simpson edits on their stories. majority of 7th and 8th graders vape/smoke weed and all show up to school high. teachers are literal devils that give 5 hours worth of homework every night. 10/10 would NOT recommend.
person: damn you went to woodland middle school?

other person: yeah
person: are you sure you don’t have ptsd?
by litpit October 24, 2019
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Woodland Middle School

It’s a very hostile environment. There are more hormones in this school than the Warren Township High School football games, and the entire Twilight saga. Recently, scrunchies have taken over. You will find scrunchies everywhere, on everyone’s wrists, no matter the gender. This school is also wildly homophobic, which really sucks. The gay straight alliance will do ONE THING and the entire school will go apeshit. Make sure you find a secure group of friends you trust. The school system is flawed, I am so sorry for you if you have gone to this school such as I did.
“You went to Woodland Middle School? Damn... I am so sorry... if you ever need someone to talk to, I’m here bud.”
by Want a sprite cranberry? November 05, 2019
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Woodland Middle School

A highly conservative based middle school based in Gurnee, Illinois. A dominantly white school, which creates early racial, cultural and sexual intolerance which is visibly carried over into Warren Township Highschool as WMS is its main feeder school.
The top two recreational activities include sexual intercourse and alcohol in order to mimic their older "friends" in high school.
Nearly all of the students participate in pop culture trends, and those who choose not to, are cast out, creating further social and economic class division, and as most of them are white, even digs deeper into the racial intolerance.
The teachers have the motto of "Act like an adult", yet don't seem to understand the retrospect of it: "Be treated like an adult." Kids are treated as though they are still in 3rd grade, despite how immature the majority are, this severely cut down on those years ahead of Family Guy jokes and pop culture references.
"You came from Woodland Middle School?"
"Yeah..."
"Damn... Are you alright?"
by NighthawkBotH January 23, 2012
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