wood

A mexican jumped up from the shadows and told me there were no wood beds available.
by Reb Richard August 13, 2006
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In the sales industry wood = a horrible lead where the prospect was a total loser and had no intentions of buying anything. They may have been broke or just a total ass looking to waste the salespersons time.
Hey how was that lead? It was total wood!
by Robb_Revere November 03, 2010
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Slang for a genitailia
William said to Sally "Suck my wood!" and Sally ran away crying
by HomeyG-Funk April 25, 2003
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A white prison inmate that is NOT gang affiliated. Short for "peckerwood". Particularly on Federal and West Coast State facilities.
"This ain't you business wood"
"Still gotta get down for ur race Toad a buck fifty" ( Personal experience)

"Bad-ass peckerwood with the attitude,right?" American history X
by 40+aroundtheblock April 07, 2021
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Something you can stick in, or play with fondly. Sometimes a pain in the ass in the morning, but alyssa really loves it.
Damn ryan! Look at that wood! STICK IT IN ME
by Yesbbay June 05, 2016
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"it's 90 degrees outside!"
"bruh that's stupid wood"
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Derogatory term for caucasian. Ususlly used while incarcerated.
- In Los Angeles county them South siders usually be lookin' out da woods.

- Yeah I'm posted up in the day room wit dis wood, but he cooler dan a motha fucka.
by Ryan Jay September 03, 2004
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