Wonking

When you masturbate with the hand you don't use

Jerry: bro, have you tried wonking yet?
Matt: WTF is wonking
Jerry: Left hand lasts longer bro

by axm August 12, 2015

waning poetic

The opposite of waxing poetic. A sentence that starts off beautifully poetic but goes to rubbish; a poem that by the end is just, sort of, words.

Man, that speech started off so well 'til the speaker started waning poetic

by A Drop of Golden Sun July 6, 2016

waning

If something's terrible or bad or boring or just generally negative, it's 'waning'. Derived from the cycles of the moon. Opposite of waxing

I hate having to eat brussel sprouts at xmas, they're waning!

by SpazOnTheHorizon January 8, 2012

Wining and dining

If performed on a woman: sucking her tits and eating her pussy
If performed on a man: eating his dick and drinking his cum.

Can also involve eating ass.

Shawn: bro, what were you doing last night?
Jamil: me and my girl was wining and dining all night. She tasted fine as hell.

by TheFilthyDank July 11, 2019

wowing

1. to "WoW" ones self.
2. to become consumed in wow.
3. a deep trance that can only be achieved when playing an MMORPG.

Morgan stop WoWing yourself!!!

by Barrel roll** March 25, 2005

Wooing

A combination of weeing and pooing.

Example: Jack's poo came out in a liquid state, he must be wooing!

by TazzieTee July 4, 2017

Woking Nightlife

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Woking Nightlife

Check out what's going on in Woking

Woking has a fantastic nightlife and has loads of colourful people to meet and places to go

Woking is more then just another town somewhere in the U.K woking is a special and unique town

Hall of fame woking

-H.G. Wells
-Eric Clapton
-Jam members Paul Weller, Rick Buckler and Bruce Foxton
-Peter Davison
-Ken Wood
-Lady Margaret Beaufort
-Dame Ethel Smyth
-Adelina de Lara
-George Bernard Shaw
-The Spice Girls
-Peter Gabriel
-Status Quo's Rick Parfitt
-World War II heroines Lilian Rolfe and Sonya Butt
-Cricketing twins, Sir Alec and Eric Bedser
-John Paul Getty
-King Henry VIII
-Queen Elizabeth I
-Lady Emma Hamilton
-John Donne
-Harry Hill
-Derek Griffiths
-Hilary Mantel
-Ron Dennis
-Molly Brett
-André De Toth
-James Cracknell
-Kieran West
-Sam Lowe
-Brian Hooper
-Delia Smith
-Albert Jack
-Kazuo Ishiguro
-Graham Stuart Thomas
-DJ Darren Price
-Arthur James Balfour
-Sir Samuel Morton Peto
-Comedian Sean Lock
-Tessa Wyatt
-Gary Daniels
-Matt Willis
-Terry Hand
-Leslie 'Les' Reed O.B.E

The population of Woking in mid-2009 was 92,400.

•48.8% males
•51.2% female
•19.2% aged 14 or under
•66.1% aged between 15 and 64
•14.7% aged 65 or over

Whether you like convenient shopping, great entertainment, Amazing nights out , historic villages or interesting days out, Woking fits the bill

girl 1 Lets have some fun

girl 2 Lets go clubbing

girl 1 Lets go woking town

girl 2 Yes I love it

girl 1 I have the best nights out in woking

girl 2 Yes woking nightlife is amazing

by Woking Nightlife August 27, 2011