Working on the boat is a euphemism for masturbating. Our friend would give an excuse for not hanging out with us by saying that, "he was working on the boat". Eventually we got so bothered by his "working on the boat" that we went to his house and asked his mother and she told us that he was in the bathroom. However he didn't exit the bathroom for 45 minutes. Thus he was "working on the boat".
Person 1: Hey were going over to my house, want to come?
Person 2: Sorry, I gotta work on the boat.
Person 1: Where were you man?
Person 2: Sorry, I was at my house working on the boat.
Person 2: Sorry, I gotta work on the boat.
Person 1: Where were you man?
Person 2: Sorry, I was at my house working on the boat.
by mckeky01 August 11, 2010
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A somewhat popular game played in 17th century Europe and the Colonial U.S., Usu. a party game. Named for famed historical icon Robert Wonkins, he is often referred to as "The Great Robert Wonkins." Players gather in a circle, whereupon one of the players is elected the "Charlie." The newly-elected "Charlie" takes a small billyclub or "Whack-a-Bob" and circles the group for 10 seconds, gives a hearty "Hey Lolly Lolly!" and bashes the nearest player square in the teeth. If said bashee remains conscious, he or she becomes the new "Charlie." The game is played until there is only one person left standing, at which time you can rifle through your opponents pockets at will.
Thad and I just finished a most delightful round of Whack-A-Bob Wonkins. I am now ninepence richer for it!
by Solid J MacAwesomepants January 13, 2005
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Person #1: "You ran out of gas in your car again?"
Person #2: 'Yes, can you believe it? I don't understand. I always wait until the last minute to fill up my gas tank."
Person #1: "How's that working for you?"
Person #2: 'Yes, can you believe it? I don't understand. I always wait until the last minute to fill up my gas tank."
Person #1: "How's that working for you?"
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"Yo hows Jeanne paying for college?"
"I heard shes Working the Block.
"Working girl?"
"Hell yeah"
"Dude thats hawt, how much she charging?"
"About $10 a load."
"I heard shes Working the Block.
"Working girl?"
"Hell yeah"
"Dude thats hawt, how much she charging?"
"About $10 a load."
by Wønderbread January 24, 2010
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