wifesteps

Special-sounding footsteps only your wife can make when she is about to come downstairs and find out what the hell you're doing on the computer at 4:30 am. They are supposed to be quiet but owing to the building rage within they are usually quite audible.

Uh oh. brb I think i hear wifesteps.

by LolCatzLuvver2000 February 23, 2011

Part The Waves

A Polite Way for Rich Snobs to tell Poor People to get out of the way. Or just another way you can politely tell someone to GET OUT OF THE WAY.

Texas Kajillionannananaanre - “Part The Waves; I am superior of y’all.”

by Zxturn February 25, 2020

70 Wipes

Using a very large amount of toilet paper. to clean your ass after you take a huge shit.

justin is in the bathroom at dodge taking a 70 wipes . He Then proceeds to clean his Gnar ass after a normal use of toilet paper he then goes ahead and wipes and wipes till he has achieved his goal.

by AJ WESELOH December 27, 2008

Shoes over telephone wires

Shoes over telephone wires signifies gang territory, a loss of a young life, a nearby drug dealer, or just kids being kids.

Don't knock on a strangers door and ask for weed, because there are shoes over telephone wires, nearby.

by GrandmaButterfly September 3, 2022

throw some waves on it

Verb- use of a microwave to prepare food. A microwave oven causes water molecules in the food to vibrate, producing heat, which is distributed through the food by induction. Akin to microwaving, microblasting, nuking, heating up, reheating…etc.

Mikey- "Hey mom I’m going to eat some of this easy-mac."
Mom- "Make sure you throw some waves on it for a good two minutes mmmkay."

Jeff- "What did you bring for lunch? Alls I got is this turkey sandy."
Russ- "I've got some leftover casserole which might be pretty dece once I throw some waves on it"

by StevenRecker February 11, 2008

Winese

Wine + chinese food = winese

Girl 1: Lets get some winese on the way home and watch the notebook for the 17th time
Girl 2: oh my god, oh my god... *already crying*

by Turducken96 September 6, 2016

Waves

Hair style associated with fine ass black men who look sharp. Looks even better with a shape up. Takes time to create and maintain but makes the ladies cream.

Ouch! That nigga got some sexy ass waves!

by Nissia November 14, 2004