Wireless Hunter

A person who, no matter the occasion, always uses wireless access on their phones, PDAs or netbooks, in every coffee shop, at every airport, etc.

Waiter: Hello, I'm Disposable, and I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I get you?
Wireless Hunter: Shut up, I'm tweeting.

by thecarofmiki June 27, 2010

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wireless canary

People who are sensitive to electromagnetic fields (EMFs) and radiation (EMR) from power lines, household appliances, wi-fi, cellphones, etc.

Like the canaries once used in coal-mines, these are the first people to suffer from electrosensitivity. They either become sick, or need to move as a result. Symptoms include anxiety, troubles sleeping, brain fog, and loss of coordination.

"That dude is so out of it today."

"Take it easy on him, man, he's a wireless canary."

by Wendell G February 8, 2013

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wireless fedelity

A bullshit phrase to explain what wifi stands for. It is also quite like oxygen, if we don't have wifi, we will not survive.

Juan: Man do they got some wireless fedelity here?
Brady: Dude that's not a real word. Wi-fi isn't an acronym, it's just a name.

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by soIcanenteranythinghere? March 1, 2016

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wirelessness

When a wireless device is no longer connected wirelessly.

my mouse is suffering wirelessness

by Dches May 29, 2017

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wireless dutch rudder

A dutch rudder has someone working the arm of your hand your spanking it with, difference is, the wireless version has the person on the other end of the phone is "talking you through it" instead of actually physically being there to do it with you.

Hey bro, 'ol girl worked me over with the wireless dutch rudder last night while we were texting, just as good as the physical version!

by K1974 May 4, 2018

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